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Glitzy

2011-11-07T01:35:00.000-08:00

Dont ask me why this website is being bootleg and uploading my pictures sideways :/ Anyway here is the look I did on my newest youtube video :) I was feeling hella inspired with my Hello Kitty hoody and decided to play with greys and glitters...

What I used:

EYES:
Too Faced Shadow insurance
Victorias Secret Shimmer Fierce Liquid Eyeshadow in "Firework"
I then applied a trasnlucent MAC glitter (I forgot the name being that I got a free sample) I only applied this to the inner eye lid, while the shadow was stll wet. This would ensure the glitter staying put..DUH!
I then used my NAKED pallete and used "Gunmetal" for my lid, used "Buck" for my crease, and then to deepen the look I used "Creep" on my upper crease.
I lined my lower lashline wih Victorias Secret Shimmer Fierce Liquid Eyeshadow in "Firework" and then used the "Creep" eyeshadow to darken the bottom half.
I finsihed the look off with UD 27/7 liner in Zero for the water line :)
Throw on some Falsies and a pink lip and your all done!

Let me know what you guys things about a possible sale I would have on Ebay...would you guys be interested in buying?

I Like to Cut.....(Halloween Makeup Tutorial)

2011-10-11T13:17:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls! so here it is finally my second halloween look, I was really nervous about this particular look because I have never worked with liquid latex *giggity* and prop type makeup before but I must say that I was BEYOND please with the outcome. These are the supplies that you will need to achieve this look (besides makeup of course) I purchased all these products at Party City, Im sure you can get these at any Halloween Store though... Sooooooooooooo without further adue lets start this look: I started with prepping my face with smashbox color adjusment primer, I then used a revlon foundation about 3 shades lighter then my own skin tone (because were going for a vampire, lifeless type of color). I finished it off with MAC's loose powder, this gives it a matte look and also if you put the right amount, it will pale you out
After applying your face, were going to focus on the eyes! (I saved the neck slicing for the end because it would be super uncomfy to work with it on and doing all the girly makeup ish you know?!.)..Ok so like I was saying, the eyes! I used Too Faced Shadow Insurance to prime my eyes, I then applied NYX jumbo pencil in black on my lid followed by NYX jumbo pencil in Copper color over the black (this creates a dark but pretty look) I then used my Beauty Factory Pallete and used the darkest purple to go over the lid (on top of the NYX jumbo pencil combo that you applied on the lid earlier) This will give it a matte finish. I then took MAC's eyeshadow in "Sketch" (a deep burgundy color) and used my 224 brush to blend in from the crease up. Now when your blending the sketch in you want to make sure you go high, almost to your eyebrow and also work your way deep into the inner eye lid portion this gives it a more dramatic effect. This is optional, but I added a light/golden highlight to the inner eye lid because I did not how dark the look came out to be originally. Remember you can do whatever you like, but Iadded that. I used the golden cream color from my pallette. So far it should look a lil sumtin sumtin like this.. I then lined my eyes using cake liner and applied dramatic eyelashes, think the BIGGA THE BETTA. Moving on to the contour, now were going for a very gothic look, so you have to make the contour on your cheekbones be super intense to make them look "sunken in" and dead like. I used a matte brown and blended it with a burgundy color from my pallete to give it harsher feel. Now when I say contour to the max I MEAN IT! go HARD and use alot. No highlight no pinks....were going for dark and scary. As for the lips I used a Jordana lipstick in "Black", this actually was a very cheap brand of lipstick so it did not do well with the color pay off, so I used my shadow brush and tapped in some black and burgundy eyeshadows and tapped them on my lips (do not apply like you would lipstick this will only make it look cakey!) So far it should look a lil like this Ok so now that your face is all done up, we are going to apply the slit neck plastic thinga ma jig I purchased from Party City I used spirit gum to attach it. Your going to get the fake piece of neck and just dab a little bit of spirit gum through out the neck piece, puttin more around the edges. Your also going to place spirit gum directly on your neck and your going to tap it with your fingers because this will make it more tacky and adheve better. Let it dry for a little (NOT completely) and then apply the neck piece onto your neck....Once the neck piece is firmly on you can start making it as gorry as you like! I use the lipquid latex and tapped it all over the neck piece and on my own skin creating "extra skin", wait for it to dry to start applying red eyeshadow in the creases (I used the red e/s from my pallete) This will give it a more "real" and "dramatic" effect. Once I was happy with the redness of the look, I started dabbing the fake blood (with a sponge) on the insides of my neck creases (this sounds gross lol, like i have folds of skin!!hahaha) anyways like I was saying. For pictures sake I also squirted blood throughout, to give it a more violent and fresh look...like I had just slit my throat and decided to take pictures of it LOL....Anyway here are some pictures I took of the finished look (its from my camera phone so the quality might not be as great).....I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS LOOK!! I HAVE A COUPLE OF MORE TO GO...REMEMBER USE YOUR CREATIVITY! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!

Nicki Minaj Halloween Trial (take 1)

2011-10-03T14:56:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls! So I dont know about yall but I'm super phyched about Halloween! I dont really dress up like that, but I do love making makeup looks, Last year I was Snooki 2010 and the year before that I was a chola 2009 (from East L.A of course)
So this year I wanted to do several looks! I figured I would start with something fun and easy. You can rock this look outside of Halloween too! I love me some Nicki Minaj, I was feeling her WAAAAAAAAAAY more during her mixtape days (5 star chick video days for those of you who didn't know her before that) because I felt like that betche's swagg was always on point sexy and feminine! But now she went all Lady Gaga on us *frowns* Dont get me wrong I love her still but I just liked her style when she was a hot girl with mad rapping skills, I feel that now her costumes take away attention from her music *shrugs* This is going waaaay off topic, anyway, I love her no matter what she does! With that being said I came up with this look! This was my first attempt and I must admit that I do like it, but after I looked at it I was thinking that maybe some blues and greens would be more Nicki Minaj-ish, Im going to attempt a 2nd try and post it on here. I know alot of my supporters want me to do a tutorial, however I dont have editing so that is kind of hard to do, Im not trying to have you watch a 3 hour video LOL, so Im thinking I would just post the look on here and show step by step what I used and how I created this look, would you guys want me to do it on here, or would rather watch a 30 minute long video! *winks* Here are some more pictures of me being a low key camera whore and showing off my Nicki look! Let me know if you would like to see how I created this look

XoXo

Eyebrow Tutorial!

2011-09-12T04:53:00.000-07:00

Here is a super easy and quick way to do your eyebrows! I swear by Revlons Brow Fantasy, its the best thing ever created!

Killa Cali

2011-09-04T05:24:00.000-07:00

So the day has finally come! As you know (or may not know) I have been talking to a fellow blogger (pardonmycloset.blogspot.com) for quite some time now, and we always talked about "meeting up" but never really did. Our busy schedules just would not allow, but I finally had the pleasure of meeting Caley (I call her Killa Cali lol)just the other day and let me just say we just flowed. But before I go into the amazing-ness that is Caley, I want to show you what I decided to wear for makeup. I have been obsesed with the NAKED pallete from Urban Decay, its my ish. I swear if you only buy one pallete your entire life then this is the one! It retails for $44 but believe me well worth it. I swear I talk about this pallete like its my man,! yeah he's the bomb *hehehehe* Seriously though I love this pallete. Anyway I wanted to do a smokey brown eye, so I primed my eyes with Urban Decays Shadow Insurance and then covered my entire eye lid with Makeup Forever's Aqua Cream eye shadow in #13 (this is now another FAVE!!!!) This provides not only a foundation for the shadows, but being that it is a glossy finish, it will make this look "POP" even more. I used a regular eyeshadow brush and applied "Virgin" from the pallet in my inner eye lid, then used "Sidecar" for the middle of my eyelid, and I then created a small "V" on the outer part of my eyelid with the color "Smog". Now to create a "deeper" finish I used a small tapered brush and applied "Darkhorse" on my crease. I then used Urban Decays 24-7 liner in "Bourbon" for the bottom eye lid and Urban Decay's 24-7 liner in "Zero" for the inner eye lid. Once I was done getting my face all done up I was torn with what lip color to go with. So at first I went with a nude,glossy lip... I really didn't like it, I felt like it washed my bronzy look that I had going, so decided to go with a Red, I used MAC's "Russian Red" lipstick and then applied a red lip gloss over it (I dont have the name of it because it was some bootleg lipgloss set with no name, I got last Christmas) I started applying the lipgloss in the middle of my lips and worked my way outwards, this little trick just basically gives the illusion of having plumpier lips! I really loved the look better with Red Lips, and by doing the red lips, it inspired me for the outfit that I wore that day. (Im sorry that I did not take pictures of it!! but I have received sooooo many requests for outfits of the day, that I will be doing some of those and posting it on here!!) But I basically rocked a white blazer, a white V-Neck Chic Minnie Mouse shirt that I bought at Wally world!! NO LIE! it was mad dope and only $7.50!! paired it was some knit black leggings and some nude strappy wedges. Topped it off with my 3 chain necklace and some bunny earrings. VOILA ready to meet my fashionista Twinny! Now unto the good part I finally met her!!! We started with lunch and ended up shopping DUH!! We went to this little asian store and I found sooooo may cute tops! I will for sure do a video on all the clothes I bought! All in all I was so happy that I finally got to meet her and hope that we can have a long lasting friendship! Good friends are hard to come by, so I welcome the opportunity of making new ones!

BARELY BROKE

2011-08-29T12:57:00.000-07:00

I have always considered my self a lover of fashion and hip hop, I've supported the culture behind it. I feel like now a days anyone can make a clothing line without any substance, solely focusing on the fads with no backbone to support it. As we know fads come and go but the story behind a brand is what invokes thought and leaves a longer lasting impression then just a "whats hot at the moment" type of style. With that being said I felt like I should spotlight a clothing company that I fully support Barely Broke Intellects( http://barelybrokeintellects.com/ ) barely broke standing for "the middle class people who aren't living the high life, yet are far from low class people. Its for the people who appreciate the simplicities of life" basically for the conscious people who hunger for more but are content with what they have. Not being "filthy rich" but Barely Broke...everything that they stand for is on some "higher thinking" type of level, from the garments to the fabric, to the concepts behind each print. Please watch the video below to get a full feel about what this brand is about! and if you can show them love on the comments as well. Let them know that real hip hop culture is apreciated and respected...
I have the pleasure of knowing one of the founders and have experienced first hand the love and passion he has for this clothing line, I see the dedication that he has from the smallest detail like a button to a full graphic design. I have never met anyone so commited to a dream. Before I say anything further I want to make it clear that I support the brand in general not because I'm friends with the one of the founders but because I believe in everything they stand for. To be able to meet such a young person with wisdom beyond his years has been an amazing experience for me because I am able to fully say 100%, no questions asked, what this label stands for. You all know me as being an extremely blunt person, I dont lie, I dont know how to, and I definitly would not show love to something or someone that I did not believe in, regardless if I'm friends with that person or not, so in no means is this post biased. I paid for my Snapback just like any consumer would, because like I said I BELIEVE IN THE BRAND and what it stands for and I will support it to the fullest. I love seeing young people hustle and strive for more. The reason for this post is because I received soooooooooooooooooooooo much love on my snapback when I wore it yesterday! I swear like 5 people asked me about it, and usually when i find a item that gets mad love I like to share it with you because I feel that you would enjoy it too! Your probably thinking "a girl wearing a snapback? hells naw" but let me tell you a girl can rock the ish out a snapback and still make it look mad dope! So please go check them out! help support real life fashion, and even if you dont buy anything, just by going on their website and showing love would be something in itself. Getting their name out there because I know at the end of the day this brand will be something big, we just need to help them get there!
LIFE IS A HUSTLE..........DRESS ACCORDINGLY

Do you Likey?!

2011-08-11T05:31:00.000-07:00

YES?!! well then come "like" my page, I will love you forever if you do!!!! I will be posting updates, pictures, random thoughts, youtubes, blogpots, and if you talk to me I talk back!! So please come show love!!!

http://www.facebook.com/MakeupbyGucci

Go with the Grain (Review)

2011-08-10T22:49:00.001-07:00

I dont know about you guys but I am OBSESSED with Facial Scrubs, Masks, Cleansers....I mean anything that has to do with the face Im wid it! I swear I have a problem! I feel like i have to try everything because how will I know what works and doesnt if I dont do test runs?! a duhhhhhh....LOL...With that being said I have always been an AVON/Mark fanatic, they have such great prices on makeup! and if you dont know what Mark is, basically its a "younger , hipper" version of AVON, more catered to the younger saucier B's out there! *ahem...ME* Both AVON and MArk are sold by an AVON representivtive...and if you dont have one, then use mines! duhhh!!! She is the best! Tell her Gucci sent you! Tamara Hosey (714)720-9011... I love Mark!! and I could not help but notice-) these "exfoliating beads"using bean/rice bran (sounds hella organic right?!) as soon as I saw it I was like "yeahhhh I got to try this!" so I did, I ordered it and I have had the chance to use it for a couple of weeks, and this is my review!!
Ok, first of all when I ordered it I thought this was going to be an exfoliating cleanser, meaning. I t would be ready to use. to my surprise it was not! it was nothing but beads. I had never seen such a thing because I was so used to using my regular exfoliating masks that are ready to use.

these bead are super fine! but yet are sturdy enough to get the cleansing job done...and done well!!..For todays review I paired these exfoliating beads with my Netrogena Deep Cleanser Shine control mask *sighs* super yum! after applying a small amount on the pal of my hand, I then sprinkled about a dime size of beads into the mix! (you can do this step in two ways)1. you can apply the face wash onto a damp face and then add the beads onto your face or you can do what I did, which is basically mix the two in the palm of my hand and then apply it onto my damp face... you then just dip your finger (A CLEAN FINGER) into the mix and just twirl it around very gently as to not dillute the beads in your palm! Remember you want this concoction of AWESOMENESS on yo face NOT yo palm DUHHH *lol*
Now you just Scrubby Scrubby Dubby all over your Facey Wasey :) you will feel a light scrubbing sensation over your skin, Go as Hard or as slow as you like (thats what SHE said lol) when rubbing the mask on. I like to go soft in my delicate areas (like around my eyes) and then go a little bit harder on my breakout areas (like my chin) Do this for about 30 sec to a min... After you are done rubbing, I usually like to leave the mask on for a couple of minutes after just to let it sink in (I dont know if it really does anything but in my mind it does!) Then you just rinse and dry! (remember not to rub the towel on your face! this is no bueno! you want to lightly tap away all the extra moisture, this is your face not sandpaper! )
and VOILA' your face is left feeling super soft like a babys butt! no joke! You instantly can feel the results (go ahead lightly rub your own face! ) I will say this DO NOT get freaked out if your face is slightly red! remember you exfoliated which means you basically took all that dead skin off yo face so it might be red, but this doesnt last long. I have super sensitive skin and the "red" only lasted like 2 minutes..and NO it does not hurt ...Also remember that you only want to exfoliate 2x to 3x a week...this is not an everyday thing...you might end up looking like Freddy Kruger if you do! lmao .....here is some more info on the ingredients and such.... PROS:

*it provides a deep cleanse

* the beads are rigid enough but soft enough to get the job done!

* there is no harsh smell

*the price $12-$14 ( I really dont remember)

*I kid you not when I say that you can feel the results right away! your skin feels alot smoother!!

CONS:

* it is not "ready" (as in you have to mix it yourself with your own cleanser) it does take some getting used to but well worth it.

*after your done rinsing you might look a little red due to the exfoliation but no worries this goes away in less then 3 min!

*not everyone has an AVON rep, but like I said feel free to use mine and dont forget to tell her Gucci sent you! :) Tamara Hosey (714) 720-9011

Back on my Grizaaaay

2011-07-31T13:27:00.000-07:00

Soooo it was brought to my attention that I have been one neglectful biatch to my blog *sad face* and you know its TRUE!!! I am so sorry if I have been lacking in the writting dept, but life doesn't stop for anyone, and so Im here because @Hohozay showed love and low key was like GET BACK ON THIS BLOG *lol* and I do what I'm told...Oh and in case you aren't following me on Twitter I suggest you do that! duhhh I say random shit on there that at times can tickle your fancy!
http://twitter.com/shestaysfresh

Ok back to this writing ish,I am so sorry that I have taken my sweet ass time to write on here but Im here now and nothing has changed..well actually yes..I shaved the side of my head :) what do you guys think?! I was so nervous about it, like almost cried on the barber chair LOL but I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE the outcome... I really havent taken any pictures lately but I have done sooooo many makeup looks, recently I did a look that I fell in love with and got mad compliments on so I figured I would share it with you!....Now mind you the quality of picture is no all that great because these all were taken from my cell phone but aye Im trying ova hereeee *New Jersey voice*
I basically got NAKED for this look, as you know I am currently OBSESSED with the NAKED pallette from Urban Decay!! Its simply amazing in every way, the colors are browns and neutrals and although I can be one saucy B I also like to be mellow (umm at times) so I basically just used that all up on my eyelids!! threw on some Fake Lashies and boom ...
I used MAC's Lip Gelee, I dont remember the color but it was from their Venomous Villains collection and it was Dr.Facilier from the Princess and the Frog *my daughters favorite movie*
Speaking of which, the love of my life that takes up all my time.....MY DAUGHTER
Me and my booski had a wonderful day, had lunch together, bought shoes! and her little butt was even wanting to get clothes at Forever 21....so yeah we went there as well! We ended our day with Yogurtland...not just ANY yogurt...but HELLO KITTY YOUGURTLAND!!! go check them out! I am collecting all their spoons and even managed to sneek some cups to take home with me..I know Im bad! lol....
Until next time my kitties.....

Charms & Barbie

2011-06-17T00:27:00.000-07:00

Hey Dolls!! Long time no write my loves! I been super busy with my daughter and all her school activities! Seems like sooo much to do towards the end of the school year! ya know! Anywho I wanted to share a few things with you, one being my neutral makeup, two being the bomb ass charm earrings I bought! and third being my Barbie necklace!! I had recently gone to the Slausson Swaap meet deep in L.A and I found the most cutest things of your life! one of them being my Barbie Gold Necklace ($18) I also found some off the wall crazy colored leopard leggings! which when I was buying them my friends would not stop making fun of me! LMAO..like "gucci for real though? those leggings>!!! " ...Im like DUHHHHHH...anyway here are some pictures! Enjoy!!!

Birds of a Feather

2011-06-04T12:16:00.000-07:00

Hey bloggiepies! Im back with a new post, man I be on it right now huh?! So if any of you have seen my youtube videos (youtube.com/makeupbygucci) or my tweets (twitter.com/shestaysfresh) then you know my current obssesion is FEATHERS, FEATHERS and more FEATHERS!!! wait..did I mention I love me some FEATHERS?!! Anywho based on my obssesion, Im actually thinking of making a boutique on etsy and selling some custome made jewelry, some new jewelry, and some of my own jewelry (since I have a ton!!) I been feeling hella inspired...What do you guys think>! Would you saucy betches shop at my booootique? Let me know!! I would love you forever if you do!
FYI on the face game aka makeup I used my 88 shimmer Coastal Scent pallette and my 32 Coastal Scent Lip Pallete! super cheap, super easy! :)

Its like Thunder and Lightning......

2011-05-31T01:31:00.000-07:00

Before I even begin this post, I want to make it clear that this post is MY OPINION and my MY OPINION only, no I was not sponsored and YES I bought these myself. I am writing about them because I feel strongly about supporting arstistry in general, especially when someone with this kind of talent creates such amazing pieces!! They deserve the recognition for standing out in a world of plane janes! WHY TRY TO FIT IN WHEN YOUR A STAND OUT....So back to what I was trying to say... As you all may (or may not know because yo ass has been living under a rock!) a girl loves her some jewelry, especially some authentic unique ish! So when I happen to come across this shop on etsy ( http://www.etsy.com/shop/superwicked ) I felt the urge to just share with you!!! Because this girl makes some jewelry that you have never seen ....EVER!!! I found the bombest earrings of my life! I swear I LIVE FOR these earrings!! as soon as I saw them I knew I had to get them! I have never seen anything like em'. They only cost me $24.00 plus $5 shipping and handling (these bad boys came all the way from Europe) I waited anxiously for 2 weeks! and finally got them!! I was so happy,I mean PLEASED in every way possible that I thought to myself "you know what..these earrings deserve a post on my blog! yes they are that bomb to me!" ..They are made out of acrylic and the pictures dont even do them justice! they shine even more in person! and the quality is borderline unbreakable! I wore my earring and got mad compliments on it! Superwicked offers them in black as well for both the left and right ear, but if you want to cop the gold earring she only has them available for the left ear (weird huh?!!) lol....I am for sure going to order the black though! I cant see my life with out them along with a few others that I am currently eye-ing (Yes I am aware I am a shopaholic hehehehehe! and I dont give a EFFFF ) I also am wanting the Mr.T piece, I know its GUTS! it makes me laugh when I see it but low key I think it would look fresh on! It only cost $20 and its double sided!!!! can it get any better? NOPE *answers to myself*

The other piece I was eye-ing was this "blood" necklace, I think its sooo cute, but I am probably not going to buy it..WHY? you ask...simple I live In KILLA CALI, where the gangstas play! and aint no one tryin to get shot up in this bitchhhhhh LOL so I will pass, but kudos on the idea :)
I kind of want this "heart" necklace but honestly call me prejudice or whatever but those pink hands are just too weird LOL..maybe its the Latina in me that would want this piece with brown hands LOL...I mean whose hands are this pink!!
CRAZINESS right?! I just love unique pieces, and this shop is fiyahhhhh, hope you guys enjoyed! Happy Shopping Dolls!!

My Love is like WOAH (youtube video)

2011-05-26T16:13:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls I posted a new video on my youtube..please come show love!!

Im ALIVE!!!! (youtube video)

2011-04-28T22:50:00.001-07:00

Hey dolls, Im back with a new post AND a new video, I spoil you ehhh ?! lol..anyway I thought I would share the look I rocked for the video, which was basically a RUN DMC vneck burn out tee, with an old school chain necklace and of course my nerd glasses DUH...OMG and yes if you know me and my blog then you know that I am rocking that MAC Russian Red Lipstick! Enjoy dolls!

Dear Bloggypoo.....

2011-04-25T15:54:00.000-07:00

Dear Bloggypoo,

I have neglected you beyond reason! I hope to be a better mommy and prevent the blog police from taking you from my custody due to lack of post.....and that is why I am here...with a random post but I feel like I have been neglecting my bloggypoo! I feel so bad too! I mean... I havent even done a new youtube video because I have been beyond sick ya heard! but I promise to be better, Ireally do! in the meantime enjoy some pictures from this past weekend..I did my makeup and my girl's as well... :) Once again I used the UD Naked Pallette..my current OBSESSION!!!!...miss you saucy betches!

Wet N Wild (kinda...sorda)

2011-04-23T22:06:00.000-07:00

Ok so I was super phyched when I got my Sunday newspaper and got the Rite Aid ad...WHY you ask...well because there in black and white was an advertisement for WetNWild makeup 40%off!! say whhhhhhaaaaaat!!! I was so happy, I coudn't wait to get out my PJS, down my protein shake and RUN..not walk..to my nearest Rite Aid. So I get there and let me say there was minimal ish left in the WetNWild section, I was so dissapointed, but I managed to get a few goodies (well at least I thought at the time) and here is my review! Let me just say one thing....even if this ish was 90% off DONT waste yo mula :/

Let's start off with these shitty ass eyeshadow pallettes. They were only like $1.99 or something like that, I really liked the color combinations, but OMG!!! these things were CACA!! I swear it has the worst consistensy of my life, so chalky, rough and not pigmented at all!!! Yes I used a primer and NO it didnt help! lol..these really sucked... Umm yeah thats pretty much all I can say about this..wait..Did I mention they SUCK DONKEY BALLS!!! ugh..what a waste! :/
Ok so onto a bit better news..the lipsticks!..I was semi pleased with them, The color payoff was worth my money ($1.99) I actually really liked the pink lipsticks because they low key reminded me of Nicki Minaj's MAC Pink Friday lipstick! it could easily be used as a dupe!! and for some reason I been on some red ish! I been buying so many red lipsticks but NOTHING and I mean NADA compares to me Russian Red by MAC..*sigh* my true love! :)
And last the glosses, I was actually really surpised with these!! they are soooo Ku---YUTE!!! the colors are very similar to MACS dazzleglass! it has a shimmery/glitter undertone to them. and you know a girl like me loves her some glitter and pizazz!! All in all I was happy with the lip products but I will smack a betch who created those shitty ass pallettes!! they were GARBAGE...:) am I too blunt?!...ooopsie :) lol.. I hope you enjoyed this post..I havent reviewed anything in a hot minute..I was almost forgetting how hardcore I am about criticizing ish! lmao

What's in my Bag? (NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO)

2011-04-02T13:11:00.000-07:00

You asked for it and I listened! I made a Whats in my bag video!! ..As always my video is hella ranDUMB and I carry the weirdest thing in my purse, LOL..hope you enjoy! any other video ideas please let me know and I will do my best to PLEASE you *Wink* hahahaha!!! :)

SHATTER, Snap, Crackle, POP

2011-04-01T16:12:00.000-07:00

Soooo I managed to get my paws on the Opi Shatter Black nail polish!!! I was so excited because this ish was damn near impossible to find!! So imagine my excitement when I bought THE LAST ONE! at this hole in the wall Beauty Supply Store *jumps for joy*. So here you have it my review on the polish that I used.

Let me start off by saying that I kind of got freaked out when I first applied the BLACK SHATTER polish over my nails because it literally covered my entire nail, like as if I was painting my nail black. Im all thinking OH SHIT, Did I put too much? not enough? did I get the wrong polish?...anyway my fear soon went away when I noticed the polish starting to "dry" and "SHATTER"....I really LOVE the effect that this nail polish does but this polish does not alway look bombski with EVERY color nail polish. I had actually used the "shatter" polish on some pastel green nail polish first and let me say that was NOT the bussiness. It looked like caca :) ...so Round 2 I used a Opi SIlver Glitter nail polish that I absolutely LOVED!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. I didnt take any pictures of it though :/

so this time when I changed my nails I decided to go with a glittery nail polish because I feel that with that kind of nail polish you get more bang for your buck!! So I used MAC Bad Fairy NP (the red/golden polish) and MAC Grape NP (the purple polish) I did like the outcome however I think that silver was my main squeeze! so Next time I do my nails using Shatter Im doing it silver glitter :)

All in all OPI Shatter Nail polish (retail$9) was worth it, Im actually low key excited about the new SILVER shatter nail polish that is coming out when Pirattes of the Carrebean is in theaters! That polish would do some damage YA HEARD!!!!

Pink Friday Joint

2011-03-25T15:58:00.001-07:00

Hey dolls! So here is a look I came up with the other day, I thought I would share it with you!! I dont remember what I used I do know that I rocked that Pink Friday MAC lipstick joint all up in my lips :) ..but that bottom liner is my ish!! I think its always a good look when you do a neutral eye and then Funky it up with some color on the lower lid :) ENJOY!! also check out my "like" page on Facebook, Im stil trying to figure it out but hopefully soon it will be MAJA!! :)
Here is the makeup look under "natural" light...nothing beats that!!

Go HARD HAUL (youtube video)

2011-03-18T23:20:00.000-07:00

YAY!! I just recorded my new video today, I went on a shopping binge, so please check it out :) also shout out to my winners of my youtube and blog:
LedZepPEaceGirl69 (youtube)
XLovelyMakeupX (blog)
All you ladies that entered are DOPE to me!!!! please stay tuned!! I will be having a lot more giveaways!!

Gucci this Gucci that (OFTD)

2011-03-17T09:42:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls!! Im baaaaaaack!!! woot woot!! ok so this post is going to be a wee bit different, Alot of you guys have requested an OFTD (Outfit of the Day) video or pictures and I am constantly getting questions on where did I buy this, or fashion tips. So on this post it will still be a "makeup" post but also a outfit thingamajig!..I dont know..let me know what you guys think, I have never really done a "fit of the day" so I really dont know how to go about it..besides just talk about shit I be wearing lol..so um yeah..I really want to get your feedback and hear what yall think, I love hearing back from you guys and I really do take everything you guys say into consideration...just like I am today :) (see I listen!! lol) ...ok and I want to apologize for the picture quality in advance because they were taken with my cell phone because my ass couldn find my camera :/ ....
MAKEUP
Face:
Revlon Photo Ready Foundation in 005 Neutral Beige
Revlon Photoready translucent powder
MAC blush in Tippy
MAC MSF By Candlelight (as highlight)

Eyes:
Too Faced Shadow Insurance
Urban Decay's NAKED pallette (yeah I told you I was obsessed!!)
Urban Decay eyeliner in Zero
MUF Smokey Lash mascara

Lips:
MAC Lip Erase in Dim
MAC Lip Gloss in Emancipation (from their Wonder Woman collection)

OUTFIT

Feathered hat (Claire's)
Gucci over the shoulder bag (Gucci)
Long gold chained owl necklace (Forever 21)
Bamboo earrings (the slums of L.A lol)
Butterfly ring (L.A alleys)
Jean Jacket (I bought this a long time ago at a little hole in wall asian market)
Black tank top (Ms. and Ms.)
Leggings (Target)
Cowboy boots (Torrid)

Urban Flamenco

2011-03-12T03:27:00.000-08:00

Hey dolls sorry I been MIA for a hot minute..a really hot minute! but I been beasting it at work like Nobuddys bizznezz.... UGHHHHH, seriously I barely have anytime off and Im totally not tryin to be a ultra slacker!! especially since i Know I just had a giveaway that I have yet to announce the winner!AND THE WINNER IS.....(right after this commercial break)! lol..that was bitchy of me ayyy!!...jk jk..I will be announcing the winners on my youtube AND my blog on the next video...FYI I already chose the winner for both giveaways, I just basically have to annouce it..so please bare with me while I get all my ish together and finally record a video for the GRAND OCCASION LOL...plus I wont have time to mail out the prizes til the end of this month...yes Im mad crazy busy yo! lol...such a divaaaaa ....in the meantime, enjoy this look I put together the other day....basically I was too lazy to do anything with the huuurrr so I figured, twiisties...side part...and a flower for some extra pizazz!! and yes the lipstick I am rocking is MACs Russian Red..my new fave *woot woot*..and for the eye makeup I am currently OBSESSED with Urban Decays NAKED pallette!! it is beyond amazing in every way possible...so yeah I used that all up in my eyelids :)... I really love the flower in my hair because it reminds of a flamenco dancer...except with some flava :) Shall we dance?...!!

The Wait is OVER, my new video is HERE!!!

2011-02-25T22:11:00.001-08:00

Turn My Swagg On (Russian Red)

2011-02-22T23:58:00.001-08:00

Hey Bellas...I been MIA for a hot minute, I have been soooo busy with work and I barely have free time! but I finally made a new video and a new look!! *woot woot* and here it is.. I had gone to the Fashion District in the City of Angels and also hit up Forever 21! So watch the video to see all the swagg I copped :) ...Also I am IN LOVE LOVE LOVE with MACs Russin Red lisptick..its my new fave!!!

Valentines Day Makeup (using the 88 shimmer pallette)

2011-02-07T19:10:00.000-08:00

So Vday is just around the corner, I decided to create a cute, funky, Valentines Day look using the 88 shimmer pallete (which I oober loves). Its super easy to do...

FACE:

Smashbox Color Adjustment Primer
MAC Studio Fix NC35
MAC Lustre Drops in Pink Rebel
MAC Tippy blush

EYES:
UD Primer Potion
NYX Jumbo Pencil in Strawberry Milk (base)
88 Shimmer Pallette
UD 24-7 Liner in Zero

LIPS:
MAC Lip Erase in Dim
MAC Cut A Caper LS
MAC Sugar Rimmed Dazzleglass

GIVEAWAY!!

2011-01-19T18:20:00.000-08:00

Im doing a giveaway for all my readers!! I love you all so much!! to the maxxx and beyond!!! I am so thankful for each and every one of you that shows so much love up in this bitch!! so here are the rules for my giveaway!!

1. you must be a follower of this blog right here!

2. you must leave a comment on this post (nothing lame like "oh enter me", be original

3. you must follow me on twitter
www.twitter.com/shestaysfresh

Im also going to get more makeup, accesories, headbands its going to be HUGE!! so please enter!!
ALSO I AM HAVING A SEPERATE GIVEAWAY ON MY YOUTUBE!!! GO AHEAD AND CHECK THAT OUT TOO . YOU CAN ENTER BOTH THE BLOG GIVEAWAY AND THE YOUTUBE GIVEAWAY (BUT YOU CAN ONLY ENTER ONCE EACH)

GOOD LUCK!!!!

DEAD RED lipstick

2011-01-17T21:41:00.000-08:00

I LOVE me some Avon...like to the maxxx. I had found this color in the catalog and decided to try it out, well let me just say that I have found my new fave red lipstick!! its highly pigmented, lustrous, goes on smooth and stays on!! woot woot....Ooooh Avon you keep on surprising me with your bad assness!!wait you dont have an Avon representative?!! well then hit me up, cuz I have the best one in town :)

She just SHITTED ON EM'!!!!!

2011-01-12T08:59:00.000-08:00

Oh my GOD!!!!!! I had to share this with you all!!!! NICKI MINAJ straight out SHITTED ON EVERYONE AND THEY MAMA with this V cover!!!This reminds me of the movie "Dead Presidents" but on crack!! FASHION AT ITS HIGHEST!!! ...Im literally speechless...and thats hard for me to do *blank stare* ENJOY!!!

I like my bitches in SPIKES and heels (2BD Inspired!)

2011-01-11T14:48:00.000-08:00

I like my Bitches in SPIKES and heels!! ....So umm yeah I had gone to LA a while ago and I had gone in with the mind set of finding spikes and studs cuz I was trying to BLING out a retro jacket that I had been having but needed some extra PIZZAZZ...and I happen to find these studded headbands and spiked bracelets....So I went on my merry way and never did anything with em *shrugs* But last night I was cleaning my closet and found A TON of hats that I used to rock back in the day but dont use em now...As I looked at my hats, I began to think "ugh..I dont want to give them away, they were expensive...but then again I wont wear them again..." ....or will I?!!!! Just then 2 Bitchez Deep came across my head and I thought to myself..LET ME HOOK THIS HAT UP!!!! and that is just what I did!!!

This is the headband I had found in LA (I bought like 10 of them..at a $1 each!)
I then took some scissors and cut the elastic part of the headband off, so I would just be left with the studs. Then I cut them long ways, to make strands :) 2 hours of pain staking work and individually cutting each stud from the bracelets I was left with this hot of a mess :/ Now Im ready to get this party started ehhh?!

I took my A hat game to another level with this one!! Here is her before picture!

Yall aint ready for all this BLINGAGE!! BEFORE MEETS AFTER!!!!

Im a super flossy betch yo!!!

Im a Hustla Baybee (plus my 3rd youtube video)

2011-01-04T10:43:00.000-08:00

Chanel, Chanel, Chanel I finally got my Chanel mirrored jewelry *yay me* from CBTS closet. Thanks to Killa Caley for the heads up on the dopeness! I absolutely loved everything about the jewelry with the exception of the earrings were too small and the chain on the necklace was SOOOOO cheap *womp womp wooooomp* ..I decided to wear my new headband that I had purchased at Nordstrom and complete the looks with some nudes and greys on the eye lids to boot. So was it just me or were the malls OVERLY crowded this past weekend!! UGH I swear as soon as I walked in I was over it! There was soooo many people up in there! I swear it was a fire hazard! lol...Funny story actualy I had hit up this calendar store being that after Jan 1st all calendars go 50%off.....So I walk up to the cashier, ready to pay for my Barbie Retro Calendar when the cashier beings to talk to me, with the most ranDUMB conversation ever!! It went something like this:
"Hey you have a flower growing out of your head?" he says
"Oh really I do? *touched my headband* WOW , I had no idea thanks for letting me know" I reply
"But how did you get it to grow out of your head?" he asks (ok so at this point Im thinking either this guy is hella stupid, or he is flirtnig, or he is just being a smart ass, either way Im trying to get the F out of there being that everyone and their mom decided to go to the mall)
"I dont know, I planted a seed on my skull, watered it, a little bit of sunshine and tender loving care, and here it is, growing out of my head" I reply
"oh I see but how, and its a grey" he says *as he is holding my change hostage*
"umm How long are we gonna have this irrelevant conversation about my headband..I got it at Nordstroms go get you one!" * I say (Im sorry but me in a crowded HOT spot with some guy talking about a physical impossibility as far as a flower growing out of my head is not my cup of tea!"
"oh well ...." he trails off
*I grab my change* "thanks for the nonsense" I say as I walk out lol...my mama looks at me like im crazy and tells me that I have a mouth on me...to which I reply "Who does mom? me? WHAT THEFUCK!!!" lmao...I love my mama..she gets me!OK so onto makeup talk:

I used MAC Retrosepkt e/s. Carbon e/s, I used the dark grey in my ELF pallete and I topped off the look with my fave lashes ever #605
and here is the video....

Swaggin on em NYE style

2011-01-02T00:53:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR DOLLS!!!! Ok so where do I start, this NYE was bananas for me! I usually dont like going out on NYE since all the drunks are out and as we all know with a accident the drunk driver NEVER dies, its always the the people in the other vehicle..so yeah I get a bit paranoid, but I aint trying to die!! Anyway me and a group of friends decided to take our chances and head on out to some club! Let me say that I dont REMEMBER A THING! (which means good right?) smh...so um yeah I cant really write about it but I do have some pictures that my friends were more then happy to show me...lol...as far as the makeup I decided to go with a red hot lip and some light eyes..I actually dont like how the eyes came out *blah*..but then again thats why I took my sunglasses..not only did they hide the no bueno eye makeup but they also hid my glazed over drunk look!!!!

NIcki Minaj-Pink Friday (MY SECOND VIDEO)

2010-12-28T10:09:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Dolls!

2010-12-25T23:51:00.000-08:00

Wow Wow Wubzy yall! First of all let me give a HUGE thank you to all the people that checked out my you tube video and left all kinds of love on it! Honestly I didnt think it would be that big of a deal. maybe 50 views if that but its up to 500 now *yay* and I almost have 100 subscribers *EEEEEEEK*....I am so happy that you guys enjoyed it, I know I am hella ranDUMB alot of the time ehhh? But I think that is so dope that you guys actually enjoyed my video and my personality! Thank you Thank you sooo much! Im thinking about having a huge giveaway for when I hit 100 Subbies...Anyway back to what my ass was trying to say...So this Christmas I decided to go with a silver light smokey eye look, I was orginally going to wear completely different outfit cuz DUH I wanted to use that out of control headband that would make me look like a Christmas tree...buuuuut it didnt work out that way..I kind of actually felt like I was hella plain on that day *WTF* lol.here is the look..On the Face:

Smashbox Color Adjustment Primer

MAC Studio Fix NC35

MAC Fluer Power blush

MAC By Candle Light MSF (for highlight)

On the Eyes:

Too Faced Shadow Insurance

Urban Decay NAKED pallette (the lightest colors for the inner lid)

MAC Carbon e/s (on the crease)

Benefit Babecakes Eyeliner

Urban Decay Zero eyeliner (waterline and under bottom eyelid)

#605 Lashes

On the Lips:

MAC Dim

Avon Lip Juice in Sweet Mango

MAC Like Venus Dazzleglass

MY VERY FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! POPPED THAT CHERRY YALL

2010-12-18T21:12:00.000-08:00

Please SUBCRIBE SUBCRIBE SUBCRIBE!!! and comment..(plus you get to enter in the giveaway too duh!)

BooBoo's Circus (Pic Heavy)

2010-12-09T23:13:00.001-08:00

I cant believe my godson AKA booboo is 1 already!! Wow how time flies by! You really dont understand the concept of time until you have a kid. I swear I feel old as heck when I see my daughter *sad wrinkly face* I wish she could be a baby forever...With that being said me and the sis in law went hard on this Carnival Circus theme, I swear she had so many ideas and we made it happen. I mean look how we transformed our back yard into a circus!! Yeah we went all out boooooooooy, such an amazing day filled with nothing but love in honor of Jayden's 1st Birthday! We had everything from cotton candy machines and popcorn, to me using my makeup skills for face painting *ehhhhhh*...I am so blessed to have such amazing people around me, my family is DOPE! I kid you not!! Here are the proud parents!
Me and Brother Bear The proud mama and Birthday Boy!!
So as far as my outfit and makeup for the day, it was cold as heck that day (but thank gosh it didnt rain!!) I decided to wear my black pleather motorcycle jacket from Forever 21 with some black leggings paired off with some knee high boots. I also wore these super long earrings I bought at Torrid a while ago, and so I wasnt all in black I used my Ivory Lacy Cowl to finish off the look. Thats my cousin Jessica, she JUST HAD A BABY!!! SERIOUSLY!!! lookin hella legit right now!!
My favorite cousin ever Lisa and fellow Hello Kitty enthusiast..look at her babys beanie (yes it is Hello kitty!!!) * I die* such a cute family!! Hard at work ya diggggg
Mi familia! Thats my best pal right here, I did her makeup for the event, she was looking extra yum that day *ask her fiance*

Here is my ride or die bitch Ree, ummm yeah this girl and me together is major trouble! I love her oober mucho!! Also I forgot to mention my DOPE ASS rings, so I went to Torrid and saw this single ring, well as I am waiting to pay I tried on 2..then 3...then Im LIKE WTF!! this is looking all kinds of bananas on my hand right now, it looks like a 3 finger ring but with major BLING!!! *yowza* I had to buy them ($14 each) the girl looked at me crazy like "Really you want all 3 for you?!!"...yes MAM,,now kindly take my money and shut the F*** up *smiles* Here is a close up of the rings (courtesy of my creative ass mind) and while you at it take a look at the makeup, I basiclly used neutrals...

and back to the family....
My 2 FAVORITE aunts!!! one of them my Godmother (left) who I simply ADORE and the other just an overall AMAZING aunt....
BooBoo be swaggin too rockin them JORDANS *ok ok*
PINATA TIME!!

Ok so DOESNT she look like the the girl from Sweet Valley High ..you know the twins lol...If you cant remember that show then the actress Im talking about is on the show "The Game" on BET..
And you already know that in a LATINO party there is always alcohol so it begins......
My ride or die bitch doing what she does best
The girls *daaaaaaaaaaamn*
Brother Bear looking extra gangsta with that Pink Cotton Candy
Happy Birthday to you!!! Look at just how much love this boy is surrounded with!!! *awwwww* I love you soooo much booboo!

Eazy Duz It

2010-12-06T12:09:00.000-08:00

I live in the west coast so automatically I have to have love for the westcoast rappers..Dre..Snoop..ice Cube..and EAZY E (if yall dont know who this man is please slap yourselves! lol)...so it was a no brainer when I noticed this dope Tee at Anchor Blue!..I swear I fell i love with it as soon as I saw it *it goes hard*... yal cant tell me nothing *kanye voice*

Anyways I had a date on Friday and couldn't decided what to wear, well in comes my sister in law who is not only hilarious but blunt..I tried on a few outfits (including this tee) and her response "you should wear the Eazy E tshirt...you know you dont have to be showing your tits all the time girl!" *LMAO* ....you right you right!...so I settled for a slight brown smokey eye and a titless top :) eeehhhh?... I funktafied my look with a leather jacket from Forever 21, a bamboo earring on my right ear and 2 pink and black glitter guitar earrings on my left ear, also it was raining and cold as hell that night so I ended the look with a black lacy cowl.

Venice,Hollywood,Gobble Gobble

2010-11-29T13:52:00.000-08:00

Hey dolls...I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving!..I know I did!..I was actualy on vacation for a full 12 days so I was able to do alot with the kiddo :)....I have been wanting to go to Venice Beach for a minute and my daughter has been begging to go to the Beach..So perfect opportunity! It was such a beautiful day..sunny but cold as ice!! ..I was able to find this super dope hat!! which I fell in love with!!! only $25..I also got some ridiculously huge rings and some incense (which I was told by the brother sellin em that if I light it I would be asking for trouble its an aphrodisiac...ummm ok...and followed by "your husband would enjoy it he is a lucky man" lmao...was I just hit on? smh
Those airplanes were hella dope, made completely out of soda cans!! Amazing right? My daughter fell in love with the rainbow mohawk beanie *ummmm* she get it from her mama lol.. Here is my Russian *its cold as F**** hat lol

So needless to say Venice Beach was the shit :) I loved it..Im so blessed to have the opportunity to be able to spend so much time with my daughter! That being said on Wednesday we went to Hollywood to see the world premiere of Tangled at El Capitan theater..The movie was so funny! and the cool thing about El Capitan is that you get to see a live stage show before the movie! SCORE! After the show was done we walked around the strip...found some amazing artist, dancers..and of course you know I had to go shopping! DUH..

I went to Forever 21 and bought this cute necklace that says "muse" with a bow on top..I guess its from their minnie mouse collecton *cute*.. I wore it for Thanksgiving....I wanted to do something bright for THanksgiving..so yeah its not "thanksgiving" colors but since when am i follower? I do what I want *heeeeeeeeeey* hence the big ass flower headband....I love it..my dad on the other hand (mind you he dont bullshit either) says "WTF is on your head..it looks like your about to be baptized!"...ummmm "Happy Thanksgiving to you too dad!" *smh* lol...I swear I love my Fambam!! their the shit!!! oooooooh P.S check out my nail game!!! I love em!!!!!!!!Again I got them done for thanksgiving..and again they are not "thanskgiving theme" but I fucks with it ;)

Its BARBIE bitch!

2010-11-15T01:03:00.000-08:00

I been working mad crazy this past month, and I finally got a chance to go out with my friends this past weekend....I decided to go a little extreme with the color play on the eye shadow but I really loved the outcome...Here is my look and weekend in pictures ....Enjoy....
and has anyone noticed something different?!!! I GOT TATTED UP!!! *say what*
I swear I feel like a million times TOUGHER with them tats *lol* how lame does that sound...BUT ITS TRUE .. hence all the picture of me looking like a total DEUSCH bag poppin my collar *UGH* Im only doing it to show off the tats not cuz I think Im cool or something *just sayin*
P.S I been really thinking about getting a youtube up..alot of people have hit me up telling me I should do it and maybe it could help with the whole reality dating show thingy...so I might just do that..AGH I dont know..what do my lovelies think?!

Love like this....

2010-11-11T05:26:00.000-08:00

Seriously..I never been a fan of Swizzys Looks...but I have always loved me some Alicia...but recently I find myself IN LOVE with their LOVE...and all of a sudden Swizzy is starting look hella FIIIIIIINE...I dont care what no one says cuz for me, they on this LOVE tip like no OTHER!!!

Snooki WAAAAAAAAA (Halloween Look)

2010-11-05T13:19:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls, I hope everyone had an AMAZING and SPOOKY Halloweenies *yump I said weenies lol* I for one had a BLAST!! I swear to you I have never had so much fun on Halloween then I did this year and I didnt do anything out of control. And as always I usually just do a costume based on makeup!! so this year I wanted to be SNOOKI!!! from Jersey Shore, sadly to say alot of people say I look like her *GRRRRRR* I DISAGREE, I mean I was rockin the big hair waaaaay before Jersey lol..Anyway she inspired me to do this look and I love it! I must admit that I was feeling the look, I mean looking 8 shades darker then what I really am wasnt as bad as I thought *can I get a fist pump?* Here is the look...
So I prepped and primed my face as usual and used a stipple brush to blend in my foundation. Now I wanted to get the perfect orangy/tan tone so I bought 2 foundations. I used Revlon Photo ready foundation in CARAMEL and CAPPUCCINO (UGH I cannot express how amazing this foundation is! a must!)and then I used MAC's Setting powder to set the foundation. I also used MAC's Bronze Goddess along with another unnamed matte bronzer for my cheeks. I highlighted my cheekbones with an irresdecent light pink mineralized skin finish...
For the eyes I used: MAC greasepaint in Black (as the base), MAC Carbon e/s, and MAC Vanilla e/s. I lined my eyes with MAC Smolder eyeliner (another must have!!!) For the Lippies I used MAC Nude l/s and topped it off with MAC Saint Germain l/s. and there folks is my Snookie Look..*WAAAAAAAH*

So onto my Halloween night..My daughter was begging to have a Halloween Party, but being that I always go balls out on her birthday parties *which always set me back at least a grand!* I wasnt about to go all out for a Halloween party, so I told her we could have a little one, she could invite her best friend *plus me and her mama are Bffs DUH*and have spooky snacks, little activities and trick or treating. And that is just what we did!. AND IT WAS MY GODSONS FIRST EVER HALLOWEENIES!!! My booboo dressed up as a cute little puppy *he refused to have a painted on nose!*Isnt he a cutie patootie! and that right there is my baby mama Reevee, seriously like the best mom ever I swear! I love these two! We invited out other friends too, Erick, Colleeen, Rehanna, her family, Reevee's Family..anyway it was a family affair and AMAZING!! I swear I love my family OH SO MUCH!!! Take a peek into my Halloween night...
LOL my brother and the homie acting a fool #you mad #you mad lol
HOPE YOUR HALLOWEEN WAS AS BOMB AS MINES!!!!

Why Hello.....Kitty..

2010-10-29T21:20:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls,

So with Halloween being just around the corner I decided to do a wearable look (outside of Halloween) but still cute enough to wear it at a Halloween party. So as you may or may not know I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some Hello Kitty, that bitch is fierce in every way, and if I could be anyone I would want to be her *sigh*..she looks so dope and makes a statement without saying anything (well it could be cuz she has not mouth but...you know what I mean!) Anyway I really loved how this came out and I got mad compliments on it when I took my daughter to her costume parites..YES!! 3 parties in one day!! and I had to work graveyard too!! So I was a tired kitty *meeeeow* I hope you enjoy this look and please stay up on this Blog cuz I have a HUGE giveaway coming up..Just you wait...you know your girl is gonna hook yall up!

Have A Happy and Safe Halloween

ME on a REALITY SHOW!!!

2010-10-27T11:37:00.000-07:00

Ok so crazy bananas story! You probably wont even believe me when I tell you this but here it goes.. So this past weekend I went out to a club, nothing out of the ordinary right? except for being approached by a producer about a new dating reality show!! say whaaaaaaat *high pitch voice*...Me and my girl are sitting on these stools, just chillin.. when this cute lil black girl comes up to me and starts off with " Do you mind if I talk to you for a minute" *wowza* (I think to myself "Am I being hit on right now? omg, I dont like girls like that? How can I play it offwithout being rude?") I answer with a "umm yeah?" so she starts off with "Ok, so I been checking you out since you walked through the door" (uh oh I think to myslef iM totally getting hit on right now!) "and I could not take my eyes off of you,I saw you walk in likeyou were the shit, looking all fierce I saw you walk to the bar get a drink, I saw you dance to rude boy and do your lil thing, girl I saw you!"(great so now I have been officially stalked!, how long does it take to get a restraning order off of someone you just met lol) anyway she continued"and let me just say that your absolutely beautiful, your swag, your hair, everything about you I just love!", I blush, that was so nice and sweet of her, to notice me like that! she continues with "Listen were doing a dating reality show and I want you on it, your whole vibe, your swag, your look, I need it in the show, basically its a dating show with thick girls on there who are sexy and confident, and your it. Every girl gets a nickname based on a dessert, so what do you want yours to be?"she ask...."ummmm, I dont know I like chocolate" I reply *lame I know lol* she looks at me up and down and says "NO, girl you are way to hot and exotic looking for that...I think It should be something sexy and hot like yourself..how about CHERRY BOMBAY!!" *I almost died laughing!* so to make a long story short we exchanged numbers and Im on my way to reality show stardom!! I spoke to her a souple of days ago and she was excited about me..hell Im excited about my damn self too lol..and I think it was so cute when she asked me "so wait like the girl I met on Saturday, thats you right, like thats your style..you werent just doing that for that night?" and im like "nope that was me, I have always been different, so dont expect a home maker cookie cutter wifey type, cuz that aint me" lol Actually I really dont know if I would want to put myself out there like that, but everyone always tells me that Im entertaining as hell...so who knows..I dont know..what do yall think?!.....

p.s Here is the look that I rocked the night I was "DISCOVERED" lol

According to my old bitch Im on some NEW Shit....

2010-10-04T14:12:00.000-07:00

MY GAW!!! how I have missed you all!! I feel like a bad mom neglecting her kiddies..but as you may (or may not know *tsk tsk*) I had knee surgery and was out of commison for almost 2 months, and my daughter was off for summer vacation, so life has been hectic with healing, soccer games, gymanstics, playdates, being a mommy, oh yeah and getting over a certain *ahem* someone ;) (hence the title of this post) but dont you find it easier to move on when you got something better LOL..which brings me to this LOOK I did in which I did meet a cute boy (Replacing the old boy?? lol) when we went out cloubbin this past weekend (much better for my transition ya feel me)...I basically rocked a mohawk and dark makeup, because i was feeling dark and venemous (like MACS collection which I totally bought!!!)Actually I was feeling like a bad bitch to be honest, boyz be gettin on my nerves sometimes!! anyhow Here is the look:

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT I USED MY CELL PHONE CAMERA AND IN FRONT OF MY FLORESCENT LIGHTS, NOT GREAT QUALITY AND I PROMISE IM NOT THAT PALE LOL

So I basically used MAC's grease paint in Black (as a base) and then applied MAC's Carbon e/s on top of the lid to make the look more matte, then with a fluff brush I used the same e/s to blend the crease in and make it a bit seamless. I used MAC Shroom e/s as a highlight and on the lips is the new lip gelee from MACS venemous Villain collection called "Resort Life". See I do smile, I dont always have to make stank faces *shrugs shoulders* :) hehehehe
Oh Im fancy huh, Nails done hair done everything did! *singing*
So basically me and my girl went out on Friday and I did her makeup as well, I decided to give her lip a lil POW!!! since she would be rockin all black, she requested a "subtle" look *smh*. So i basically played around with neutrals (from my ELF pallette which I will late post) and a bright lip. here is the end result:
Before I forget here is the cute boy I met that night :) to be continued?? and hell yes I cropped myself out..you know a girl never post a picture in which she looks like a hot ass mess *duh*

On My Kanye ....

2010-08-20T11:39:00.000-07:00

I LOVE LOVE LOVE these sunglasses..they remind me of Amber Rose with a splash of the Jetsons *heeeeeeeey* I told yall I was on some Sunglass shit like errrryday! OMG!! Being that I still cant do much I been messin with the hair and makeup...I was kinda feeling inspired by Amber Rose (Kanye West Days) when they rocked the denim and the flashy sunglasses together...BUMP what yall Say Amber Rose is a Bad Bitch and I loved those 2 together *video ho or not* Their style was impecable and together UNSTOPPABLE! *ugh* How I miss them.....
P.s Mr. West You can't stop lovin an ass like that!..Get back together for the sake of the Fashion World!!!!

Maxxin It

2010-08-15T15:14:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls...I been going carayzee being posted at my house ALL DAY!! knee surgery SUCKS BALLS!!! with the help of crutches *which are more annoying then anything else* I been getting around a bit better ..which is why I decided to join my mama on a trip to T.J Maxx, I seriously hate thse kind of stores *and ross* because its so messy..its basically all the department stores left overs..so if you see something you like..its not like there going to have 5 more of whatever it is you like in your size or your color..or whatever..so it could be ANNOYING!! *rolls eyes*..Anyway I fell in love with this Newsboy cap..I think it was super bomb..anyway I wore it like 3 days straight with different hairstyles *side ponytail, up do, and hair down* I think I lliked it best with thee huuuur down... ok so onto the makeup shall we..I basically used MACS greasepaint stick in black over the lid and then used a shimmery green pigment (you could use MACS shimmermoss e/s or Steamy e/s), I applied that with a shadow brush over the lid (on top of the black) this will give the color more depth and WAAAAAAY more POW!..I then used A fluff brush and used MAC's Carbon e/s and rounded out the edges for a smokier look..Urban Decays 24-7 liner in Zero..Fake lashes...blah blah blah :) whoopty woot...

Black Men (Nicki FOTD)

2010-08-04T23:47:00.001-07:00

So as you may know I am a Nicki Minaj fan..not since she got all global on this main stream shit..but before..as in Mixtapes days..before she signed with Young Money..ittybittyy piggy status..Anyways I came across Black Men Magazine and she was rockin the cover *I die* she looks so banging NO HOMO lol..but I just love how this girls rocks the wigs (ahem I been known to rock a weave everday of mah life!) and always take chances on crazy eyeshadow combos..LOVES IT..anyway since I am currently recuperating from Knee surgery I find myself not doing ANYTHING!! so I basically draw on my face..I was inspired by Nickis look..its not Out of control outrageous...it is colorful but not too dramatic where you can wear out in public or a club....or if your me you can rock this look at your house..all by yourself..while not being able to move with your busted knee and surviving off pain meds..did I mention also that I cant find a comfy position to sleep in!! AGH!! I cant wait for my knee to heal I am so glad I got a wig with bangs cuz I was thinkin about bangz for a hot minute to get em done...but once you cut those suckas off you gotta wait a minute for them to grow back!! I didnt want to take a chance..and Im glad i didnt cuz Bangz aint Bangin on me lol..so here is a picture where you can get a better look of the Eye makeup with out the bang in mah face...
Until next time dolls....

Super Sauced

2010-07-25T20:59:00.000-07:00

My weekend in pictures..consisted of :tequila, alcohol, red lips, kissy faces, stunna shades, being stranded, surving the freaks of West Hollywood, harassed by a homeless, being rescued by Sweet D and getting home at 6am..so yeah how was your weekend?...AGH

oh you fancy huh?

2010-07-23T12:20:00.000-07:00

Hair done, Nails done, everything did! *thats my song right about now drizzay* I cant get it out of my head *BLAHHHH*..so um yeah I was in L.A not too long ago and came across a makeup place..and I dont know about yall but when I was in High school I totally rocked "Jordana" lipstick, the brand. It was hella cheap $1 and came in all kinds of colors..and when your broke and trying to be fresh in high school this was a social life saver!!!so when I saw em there this last time..I was like WTF!! I love Jordana and the best part still a buck a lipstick!...So I bought a few of em, different colors that I would never pay more then a buck for because I dont know if it would go with my complexion and I aint about to be spending 18 bucks on a Lipstick that I might not be diggin. And BEHOLD!!! *ahhhhhhh angels sing.** I came across this color Burn Burgundy..its a matte burgundy with a bit of red undertones and it is AMAZING!!!! seriously even my mama who hates when i wear colored lips was digging the shit out of it *can I borrow some* lol...anyway I am beyond happy with this color!! I am literally on a hunt when I go back to LA to cop some more different colors of it!..... (and yeah thats my kiddo in the background lmao)...p.p.s I really tried super hard not to make stank faces for the pics..Im lookin extra cheesy in em..so I think its back to the stank face ehhhh
I loved the lipstick so much I rocked it 2 days in a row..the cool thing about it too is it really goes with anything..from zebra to stripes and a bow...but then again I dont really follow trends..I march to the beat of my own drum ..I might be thinking it looks cool and really people are thinking I be looking like a hot mess *agh*
last thing that really has nothing to with makeup.. I went to the fair with my kiddo, my godmother, cuzzy and mama...we had so much fun..I never really paid attention to all the food at the fair since we usually stick to corn on the cob and burgers when we do go.but OMG..I came across the HEART ATTACK CAFE *literally thats the name of the restaurant* and they had deep fried EVERYTHING...not to mention CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON AND DEEP FRIED BUTTER!!! How is that even possible..but it doesnt stop there they had combos with such apetizing names as : The Big One, The Heart Stopper, Triple Bypass, and Flatliner!!!oh boy that looked so gross!Fried in oil, fortified with bacon drippings and drenched in garlic butter!! yum....with ingredients like that how can you pass that up!...we decided to PASS and go for the turkey leg.. But seriously maybe cuz im a perv but we were sitting next to this HUGE sign that read GIANT western SAUSAGE!! LMAO..I couldnt stop making inappropriate jokes and bless my godmother who is like a saint! put up with me the whole time were trying to eat the turkey leg..I even managed to fool her and take a picture of her with the big ass SAUSAGE behind her (she thought it was funny..I told her I would post it on my facebook with the caption of "my auntie loves BIG SAUSAGES")..who doesnt? right ladies?>! lol So after that peep show we walked around, my daughter went on all kinds of rides and me and my cousin manage to flirt our way into getting on some rides for free *we some classy bitches duh*

Here is my cousin and my daugher on the rollercoaster that she pimped her way on ....

We had so much fun, excuse the no makeup..it was hot that day..you cant expect a girl to be on point everyday of her life!! lmao but I really liked how this picture turned out with the lights in theback ground..for some reason Kanye's song "flashing lights" keeps going off in my head ..

Despicable ME

2010-07-19T00:38:00.000-07:00

I have been in a BLAH state..no color in the wardrobe or make up department for a hot minute...actually since its been hotter then a whore in church over here in Cali, I havent been wearing makeup at all! UGH..seriosuly this weather is annoying the hell out of me...GLOBAL WARMING *I tell ya*..Anywho I took my daughter to go see Despicable Me in 3D (of course..I mean everything is in 3D now...wtf!! Step up 3 in 3d!! SUPER GAY!) I decided that I should just use some of my makeup because I was going in withdrawl not wearing anything for so long....I did this bright look..I thouht I would share it with ya... plus it got me 2 jobs that night alone *woot woot*.;.the first was the ticket seller who loved the makeup...she kept asking me questions about where I went to school, how much I charge...umm I NEVER went to school..should I say that? lol ..I lied and said yes I did hahaha..whatever gets me the job ehhhh...the other one was at the concessions stand!..Needless to say I have 2 jobs lined up for next month *extra mula baybeee*...Aint nuttin wrong with a lil hustle *hehehe*..I loved the movie..my daughter wants to go watch it again...and I wouldnt mind it!

Gold Chain Stunnaz

2010-07-10T03:26:00.000-07:00

So as I been telling yall lately I been on a Sunglasses phase, and here is one of the pairs that I bought..I been wanting them since forever...ever since Chanel brought them out like a year ago but they were sold out everywhere. FINALLY I found em..and yeah I dont care if no one has em now because I love them and they love me. So when we decided to go out that night I was determined to wear them...because to me those are sunglasses that YOU MUST WEAR AT NIGHT cuz their that dope..if that even makes sense! *usually im the girl who thinks sunglasses at night is OBNOXIOUS!* but I didnt care...and I received so many compliments on em too...*phew* I didnt want to seem like a stuck up bitch or anything crazee!!!
here is a smokey purple eye look that I did last weekend...The color ended up being richer because I used a Black base. I then used MAC's Violet Pigment and contrasted it with MACS Carbon e/s and Velum E/S. Finsished it off with Urban Decays black 24-7 liner (a MUST have) and some false lashes..and here are some pictures of me being a camera whore..
So my Best Friend Angie had hung out with me ALL day and we literally thought about going out last minuter...She had nothing with her to go out so I basically styled her and did her makeup..I absolutely loved how she came out..she looks GOWJUSSS!! I used the Stila Barbie pallete and applied most of the shadows on WET to get more of POW from the look. I really loved how it came out...so Nicki Minaj I think..Isnt my BF the BREAST lmao...

Shadez and Hair

2010-07-07T13:19:00.000-07:00

For some reason I been on this sunglass phaze lately..I mean in one day I bout 12 pairs..so um yeah..like I say I have problem....anyway I was out all day and went to get my toes did and I got a lot of compliments on the hair .(I didnt take off my sunglasses at all even when getting my toes done...not cuz im a diva....but basically because I loved my sunglasses so much!) Serisouly this is the easiest look ever and its the one look that I get asked about alot.....You basically tie your hair in a "high" bun and then start twisting in the fake hair just like you would a a hair tie....super easy..less than 5 minutes..

Hello Kitty Swagg

2010-07-02T03:00:00.000-07:00

As many of yall know Im a HELLO KITTY PHEEN!!! I will have her however I can get her...I dont care how old I get..she will always be my main bitch...the pussycat is FIERCE!!..I found this lipgloss at Target it was only 3.99,,yeah the color is BLAH..but how cute is this gloss!! Yeah and my nails are ridic..Love em!

I wann SUCK HIS.....

2010-06-30T14:13:00.000-07:00

BLOOD YOUR PERVS!!!! lol...How sick are these photos! (OK I KNOW THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MAKEUP BUT WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURE IT MADE MY DAY..HOPEFULLY IT DOES THE SAME FOR YALL..ENJOY)....OMG serisouly I would die..right there on the spot...If you dont know who this Hot piece of ASS is..His name is Mehkad Brooks and he is on the show TRUE BLOOD on HBO..true I have never seen the show but I know its about vampires and its supposed to be amazing!..I however have basic cable...womp womp womp...I might be upgrading real soon though! YUM!!!
p.s thank you XlovelymakeupX..I didnt even care what character he played lol I swear im so unfocused as soon as I saw those abs lol.....but yes its EGGS ...thanks for the info babe!

On some Bad Bitch Type Vibe

2010-06-13T12:06:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls..let me first say thank you to all who have entered my giveaway...if you havent entered make sure you do! all you have to do is follow me on twitter , follow my blog, and leave a comment under THE GIVEAWAY POST.(which is this. one right chea http://www.makeupbygucci.com/2010/06/dot-com-giveaway.html )

Ok so on to my LOOK...my girl had her Bday the other night and it was hella fun, I decided to do a dark smokey eye with a hint of pink shimmer..umm let me say I LOVED the look..super dope...

I basically applied MAC "oil slick" shade stick all over the lid, followed by MAC Carbon e/s over it to mattify it and give it a deeper hue.

I then used MAC Pink Opal pigment (a beautiful irridescent pink) above the crease to give it some pizazz naw what I mean! .. I then lined my water line using Urban Decays 24-7 liner(seriously the best thing since sliced bread!) I also used a small brush and tapped it on the pencil to use it on my lower lashline, followed by MACs Pink Opal Pigment. I topped off the look with some flashy lashes....for some reason I was feelin like a boss betch that night..must have been the braids HA!
Standard Boss Bitch Face ehhhhhh
I dont do the nice gurl thing too well.
too live crew
Birthday GUUUUUUUUUUURL

Dranks.....
Yall know you always have that ONE friend...that goes the "extra mile"lol
p.s Ladies...get ya nails did....

On to the Next one

2010-06-09T00:44:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls...before I start this blog/fotd thing...MAKE SURE YOU ENTER MY GIVEAWAY!! BELOW...Im going to be giving away some surprises so make sure to enter for a chance to win..Ok so back to the bizznezz at hand.. I did the whole "easy on the shadow" eye makeup..light colors..neutral..light lip....keep it easy and toned down on this date.
So I been single for a minute and its basically due to the fact that I have a sign on my forehead that reads "If your a liar, a cheater, broke ass, over 6 baby momma having brother, get at me!" LMAO.. Someone please tell me how to wipe that shit out my face, cuz A girl is getting tired...I now see why girls go Lesbo! HA! But on a serious tip I dont feel the need to SETTLE for less then I deserve, plus I find myself not giving a fuck about guys in general..I have a full time job in which I work 12 hr days! followed by PTA meetings...Kinder Room mom duties...Soccer mom....playdates with my daughter and her besties..Doing makeup on the side..and being FRESH everyday...well its not an easy task you see *wink* So here is the back story..I met this guy lets cal him J for the sake of keeping his ass anonymous) Well J is a really cool guy..funny..cute..his own place..NO baby mama drama.. sounded like a good idea at the time..I "hung" out with him once b4..and by hanging out I mean. I stopped by his crib with some brownies after he had suffered a seizure (dont ask me why he had a seizure) with a note that read "What is an epileptics favorite salad?"....A SEIZURE SALAD!! lmao...Man i crack myself up sometimes...

Anyway it was literally a pit stop, cuz me and my girls were on the way to the club (in which I met another guy that night ..I will tell you about him later..but we will call him Sweet D *this is an insider*lmao) I was basically going to pass his place on my way to the club so I figured I would do something nice for him since I was feelin him ya know! and he had mentioned he loved brownies...So me and J stayed talkin....he seemed legit and cool..well fast forward to our "date night"..he offered to make me dinner at his place and how he really wanted to see me..blah blah blah...the day of the date I get a text talkin bout "I MAY or may not be able to cook dinner tonight" (ok the night b4 was his bday and he worked the following day, so I totally understood, he was pooped..ok cool I thought..we could chill) We had said 8pm..so around 6ish he sends me a text sayin "I hope you dont mind basketball shorts and a tee" (ummmm so automatically this is a TURN OFF...I mean seriously!! he wasnt even going to try to impress me! this to me is a basic I dont give a shit to even take a shower on a date let alone dress up) By the time I got that text I was already ready..and yeah I was not about to let my hair and makeup go to waste..so I decided to go anyway...I showed up and this guy greets me in SWEAT shorts..(WTF! bball shorts and sweat shorts are 2 completely different things!! mind you its hot in CALI!!thats gross...think sticky sweaty balls! yuck) He gives me a tour of his pad..we sit on the couch and watch the Laker game..when all of a sudden he is like "Ok lets go to my room and makeout!"....UGH right? the rest of the date is forgetable and awkward..at least to me...fast forward to me texting ALL my friends to see what they were doing so I can meet up with them ASAP...like I said hair and make up people!! was not about to go to waste...............Here is where Sweet D comes into place....................
I met him at the club that one night I dropped off the brownies for J...anyway he called me the next day and I kid you not when I say we talk everyday, we literally talk everyday for hours!! *9pm-4 am kid you not!! (that was our record thus far)* its ridic how much we never run out of shit to say! He is funny, cute, he is like the male version of me so he is basically BAD ASS *woot woot* we been talking for like 2 months now..anyway I ended up hanging out with him that same night..and it was soooo much fun! Honestly I havent ha a genuine connection with a guy like this in a hot minute ( and when i say a hot minute Im talkin baby daddy status and my daughter just just turned 6..sooo ..yeah..)..The only thing is Im kinda scared to take it to the next level...because I genuinely care for him and its like he is my best friend..but we get to makeout and act like were together without having the "boyfriend girlfriend label"..at the same time its like Im not trying to lease a vehicle..im more of a OWNER...YEAH I AINT ABOUT TO BE MAKING MONTHLY PAYMENTS ON A CAR IF I AINT ABLE TO KEEP IT!!!.lol...He is not talking to anyone else...I on the other hand am talking to a few other guys but I would drop them in a second if he wanted me to...but just like a boy he hasnt gotten to that point..and just like a Bad bitch that I am..I aint about to wait around till he makes a decision.so I keep my options open...we talked about it a couple of times earlier on and he was like "I want to be with you, your everything I want in a girl but at the same time I dont want to rush it..I dont want to end up losing you " blah blah blah..grow some balls and take a chance right?! Eventually I am going to get to that point in this "relationship/friendship" where I ma need an answer damnit! but until then were cool how we are..more then cool even...ICE COLD...All I know is this guy is something special and either way he will be in my life regardless..he is that DOPE to me!!!

Dot Com GIVEAWAY!!!

2010-06-06T16:24:00.000-07:00

heeeeeeeey...did you guy notice..my website..its no longer a blogspot.com...its a makeupbygucci.com...*fist in the air* woot woot...obviously my blog could still be accessed through blogspot..but at least now when people ask for my blog a dot come is waaaaay easier to remember then a blah dot blah dot com you know...anyway TODAY IS MY ONE YEAR ANIVERSARY of being a beauty blogger...it seems just like yesterday when I popped that cherry!..I truly enjoy writing in my blog!! and I love hearing from my readers! The picture that I posted above was from the very first blog post I did..so yeah my eyebrows have come along way dontcha think! lol ...SOOOOO TO SAY THANK YOU AND SHOW HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YALL I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY!!!....this is not a contest..super easy!! all you have to do is..... *drum roll please*

1. follow my blog! (duh)
http://www.makeupbygucci.com/
2. follow me on twitter
http://twitter.com/shestaysfresh
3. leave a comment on THIS entry (and this entry only for a chance to win the giveaway) you can leave any kind of comment, it doesnt matter just show some love

The giveaway will run from June 7th until July 7th (A WHOLE MONTH) this will give me time to get all the goodies together. The winner will be randomly selected.

PRIZE: so your probably wondering WHAT CAN I WIN!!!..well it will be various things ranging from makep to jewelry..I might have 3 giveaways..depending on how many people enter...I should really be waaay more organized bout this but I just thought about this giveaway literally last minute..but girls dont worry Ima hook yall up with some fierce shit *woot woot*..you know your girl messes with MAC..STILA...SEPHORA..so it will consists of those and then some.....

Thanks for being a loyal reader...Here's to another year bitches!

Im more then just an option (hey hey hey)

2010-05-31T01:11:00.000-07:00

I have had that Drake cut in my head for a minute...Im digging the song...I like what it says...I mean really !!! REFUSE TO BE FORGOTTEN!! hey hey hey...*singing*...anyway my lovelies...I went out and did a quick little look basically only using MAC's Carbon and MAC's Retrospekt. For some reason I havent been insprired to play with colors too much..maybe its the lack of color in thee wardrobe..I been rocking a lot of black..*AGH* I need some inspiration pronto! ...anyone have any ideas?..also be ware I got a little too CAMERA WHORISH this time..I was probably feeling myself too much *yuck*....what a Diva thing to do ehhhh .and also dont mind my faces..my mom hates the fact that I cant take a picture without making a crazy looking face! I said "mama you DONT understand my swagg!!!" lol So yeah ..other then that Life is great..work is busy..my daughter is total Miss Independant now at 6 yrs old!!!! oh yeah and my knee well I guess I have a torn ligament some kind of fracture and there is some random liquid that is just chillin around there like its the cool thing to do...Awesomeness right?..I guess being sexually harrased by MRI guy was not done in vain..I actually did have something going on...so now I have to wait for the referral to see an Ortho specialist (hmos's wooohooo) AGH..

Sex and City

2010-05-28T12:18:00.000-07:00

So yesterday was the Sex and the City premiere (how random a movie opening on a Thursday) Any whooooo.. me and my friends have been planning on this FOREVER!! we were all going to get dressed up, have some drinks, and watch the movie...It didnt all end up going how we planned..we didnt have drinks since it was 11am!!! and not all of my friends got dresed up *womp womp wooooomp* I felt kinda lame because I went all out with the GINORMOUS flower and even more lame because I could not wear heels (my knee is still a hot mess) so I had to settle for wedges and now Im paying for it! UGH!!!......OMG before I start my lil post..I been having the urge to shave my head.not the entire head just half of it ...NOT like Cassie or Rihanna!!! something a little less drastic!! any way.. I got alot of feedback on my facebook and surprisingly alot of people told me to do it..now I am asking yall..here is a picture of what I want it look like
yessssir and I also want to be lined up like that too..Im thinking 3 lines though...So being that I dont have that much hair, I wanted to try it out before I commit to it..I did some twisties on my hair yesterday to test it out. I wanted to make sure the other half of my hair look BIG AND VOLUMINOUS..
and I must say the other half of my hair looked just as big as when I have the other half done lol...say whhhhhhaaaaaaaat!!! Soooo I am like 90% sure I'm getting this shit done! heeeeeeeeeeey...neway My besty and my gesty(gay best friend) came over to my house...we drove to Walgreens to picked up my meds!! (knee pain +anti inflammatory = Happy Gucci) then headed off to El Torito... were we had an amazing lunch!..Filled with Fajitas...Sex and the City (part 1 talk)....sex stories (I dont know if this is true but my Gesty said that the mans Gspot is in the butt somewhere WTF!! I dont know if he is just saying that because he is gay or if there is some truth to that)..size when it comes to guys IS important..and of course the whole dissapointment sex ( you know where the guy is totally talking how amazing he is in every which way!! and 1 min 12 seconds later....its OVER!!...hahaha such a sex and the city conversation).. I think I would be the Carrie ...my Gesty for sure is the Samantha..and Angie is Charlotte with a little bit of Samantha mixed in!
After lunch we walked around and I could not help but BUY!!! I am literally still angry at myself because I spent $300 bucks!! Actually now that I think of it Im really BAD! seriously!!who the F*** does that..ME obviously..
So the good thing about going to the movies in the middle of the day is that it is empty!! No long lines..no fighting to get a good seat...no annoying kids crying! its AMAZING..we were the only one's there!

Isn't my Gesty FIERCE to the MAXXXXX...oooh I love him so.I do I do I do!!!

Let me say that I was NOT impressed with the movie, I was actually dissapointed! It was NO SEX and alot MOR CITY!...the story lacked something (I dont kow what it is) and I am a Sex and the City fan, I literally have watched the entire series over a dozen times!! So I was expecting it to be as good or better then the first movie..but it wasnt!!! I found myself being annoyed with Carrie..but some of the highlights LIZA MINELLY DOING SINGLE LADIES!! (that woman has legs for days!) Ohh before I forget here is the Makeup for the day...I used the wallflower pallete from Urban Decay.

M.R.I and a male nurse

2010-05-24T19:48:00.000-07:00

Tell me why I am on a roll on this blog *woot woot*.. I bought a brand new camera and let me say I LOVE IT!!! I find myself taking a ton more pictures because I swear I look HIGH DEF *Avatar status lol* Anywho I recently busted my knee over a week ago. So I been dealing with this stankey leg for a minute, thinking I would be able to walk normally by now and not like Igor!!! But guess what, its only gotten worse...soooo I finally caved in and went to see my primary doctor today who made me take an M.R.I...So I end up going to this Imaging center only to have a Male nurse who for some reason seems to find it necessary to stare at my boobs while he is explaning the process!! AWKWARD!!!! Anywho. he starts conversation *im thinking cool, lets just get this over with* but somehow it turned into...Do I have a boyfriend...Where do you live...Did I go there by myself...Im all for being a flirt, but seriously while I am inside a huge ass EXCORSIST type of machine with the name SIEMENS on it! My knee in extreme pain being that it was laid flat on this contraption (I could not stick my leg straight at all!!) ...while your playing JAson Derulo "everyone is looking for love"!!!!!! and your over here trying to be Rico Suave!! UMMM NO ! I will pass!! UGH. oh and I almost forgot to mention he said he could be my Dr.Mc Dreamy!!! lmao...aww hell to tha naw! ..anyway at least my makeup was on point :) hehehe

2 Bitchez Deep

2010-05-23T00:15:00.001-07:00

I ordered these earrings from Patricia Field..they are by 2 BitchezDeep..I absolutely love them! I actually paid damn near 60 bucks for em *ughhhh* and even though I like to occasionally splurge on some shit I decided that I will be making some my damn self :) so Michaels here I come hehehe. So these are pictures from a night out for my Besties birthday..I ended up doing her makeup too but she didnt want me to post before and after pictures*such a diva*
Before I forget How excited are you about Sex and the City2!!!!! I cant wait..im going to do something all out. so be prepared for a post coming soon. me and a bunch of freinds incuding my token GAY besty..are all getting dressed up..im talking..F**** me heels...short skirts...makeup..NY status...Cosmos...drinks..and watching the movie...I am a total Carrie...who are you?

Pump It Up

2010-05-21T16:31:00.000-07:00

hey dolls..its been a hot minute since I been up in this bitch *blah* I been so busy its crazy..but I have mad pictures on different makeup looks that I have been doing I just havent had the time to upload and talk about em, but I promise I will get to em! Here is the makeup I did for my daughters birthday party which I got so many compliments on. My daughter had the best birthday party ever! well she had 3! (I know right im so out of control in everything I do) She had a party at Pump it Up (which is bascially a private party place where its nothing but different jumpers) followed by a pool party en mi casa and let us not forget her party at her school :) anyway..I basically used MAC hello kitty lucky tom pallete and carbon for the contour and of course fake la-shees hehehe... Seriosuly this Pallete is ORGASMIC!!! now that I look back at it I should have bought 3 of em, no joke! I love it so much!
I also get asked alot about my hurrrrr....so um yeah. its alot of teasin and a lot of weavin :) hehehe

Wat happens in Vegas doesnt always stay in Vegas

2010-05-04T12:56:00.000-07:00

BECAUSE MY ASS WILL POST THAT SHIT ON MY BLOG *ha* ....
So I know I been MIA for a minute, but really life has been bananas for me, with going to school at night, my daughter, plannig a huge Birthday bash for her, boy drama *ehhhhh*and to top it off, we have one of my co workers that recently had her baby *Mauro* which means she will not be working for the next 4 months! so ummm yeah work overload
But im not complaining I thank God that I still have a job, a roof over my head, especially in these hard times *blah blah*. Fast forward to today...I just got back from a vacation with my girls. We were going to celebrate my friend Rosie's birthday, and I have never ever ever gone to Vegas to party. I have always gone with the fam, I mean I was just there last month with my kiddo....but this time was a more adult trip..so I packed like 10 outfits, 6 pairs of shoes, and a shit load of makeup NO JOKE! I had lashes for days hunnay...I even drove my ass to LA the day before to get some new hair pieces lol..As I was packing all my swagg in my Hello Kitty suitcase my Sister in law starts talking to me about the trip "are you excited..what are you taking" I answered her and she said "GURL YOU BETTER TAKE SOME CRAZY HAIR WITH you" she was referring to some hot fire engine red hair! im like that was for Halloween to which she replied "ITS VEGAS, IF YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT ANYWHERE ITS VEGAS!!" I totally had a AHA! moment...duh...things dont look that ridiculous in Vegas lmao.. Although I didnt take the Red wig, I did take some that I been wanting to use but didnt have the HUEVOS to use it...I ended up loving it and getting mad compliments on it! So here it is dolls, for your viewing pleasure my vegas trip in Pictures...

Thursday: Arrived at 2pm..checked in to Aria...met up with my other friends...went to an outlet..hella cold..hard nipples never a good look...bought some fire engine red cowboy boots for my daughter and some black chucks for my god son...Club Haze that night in Aria...Did Black on black makeup for the 1st time and loved it....rocked he FAUX hawk and love it...

FRIDAY: got up around noon..walked the strip...ate at the Hard Rock Cafe....Played at Monte Carlo....Won $90 in BlackJAck (first time playing)...played later on and lost $40 of that $90 lmao took a power nap before hitting up the club...the rest of our crew drove up to Vegas that day...went to TAO (umm yeah for all that this club was talked about I really wasnt impressed at all) First of all its impossible to get in but luckily one of the girls had a connection..(who knows she could have been boning the owner) all I know is we got in for free and had all the free drinks we could handle..thats all I cared about...Did a light smoky eye , "snooky" hair..which I hate when they say that that since i been rocking thee hair llike that long before Jersey shore AND it looks nothing like the annoying POOF!!! grrrrrr.... (what do you guys think)
SATURDAY: woke up at like 2pm! got ready..did a light makeup on the eyelid, but heavy bottom eyeliner, i liked it ...I think Kesha says it best :brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack...lmao..no but seriously you got be on your drinking game in Vegas..we went HARD...went to Circus Circus..got cartooned...won stuffed animals for my babygirl...ordered lovely bones (and not a porno pervs! lol)..this was fight night!! mayweather vs Mosley so it was a grip of people out..bumped into a few celeberities actually...a basketball player (I had no idea who he was but he had all kinds of groupies surrounding him, that one slut for tough love 1st season..I dont remember her name and finally slim thug..(youtube Beyonce Check up on it he has a part on there)..went to HAZE once again because my other friends had gotten a hook up at RAIN, but Iwasnt risking not having a good time, plus The club was inside our hotel so we could get as drunk as we wanted and not have to drive or pay a taxi *woot woot* ..I loved the black on black so much that I decided to do it again for that night

SUNDAY: Our last day in Vegas...went to the mall and copped me 4 pairs of shoes!!!OMG i kid you not i got the sickest shoes...one of them is the "only sitting shoes" also known as the "come F*** me heels" lmao...now that I think about it I should have taken a picture *grrrrr*..went to MAC and I really wish I would have taken my camera because seriously I met the most AMAZINGLY GAY BOYS!!! they were super nice and friendly...they were in love with me *for some reason gay boys just love me..now if only it could work with straight boys* lol) anywho they were super nice and offered to do my makeup..so HELLLUR being a makeup addict I jumped at the chance! Ha..omg and here is a funny story..so I was kinda getting sick twrds the end of our trip and was coughing/sneezing.well as I was looking at the liners, I literally let out a moan and a sneeze at the same time as I was testing this AMAZINGLY HOT ELECTRIC BLUE! and me forgetting how loud I am said "OMG i THINK I JUST ORGASMED!!" no one said anything..so I figured no one heard...ummm yeah not even 10 seconds later one of the girls that worked there was like "DId you notice how everyone got quiet when you said that?!" lmao..the other gay boy said 'OMG YOUR MY BEST FRIEND LOVE YOUR HAIR ..LOVE YOUR MAKEUP..I JUST LOVE YOU HONEY!" omg I was really embrassed because i didnt think I was loud but this color is ORGASMIC! what can I say!....I spent $150 bucks at MAC but you know what I dont feel bad because I would have gambled it away and at least this way I actually got something for my money...at least that is what I tell myself to justify buying more makeup...ended the night walking down Las VEgas BLVD..drinking...collecting the "call girl" cards and then passing them out to straners myself....it was a lovely way to end the vacay... MONDAY: woke up at 630 am...got ready..breakfast at Monte Carlo...and we out Vegas....

Luda and Cici at it again!!!

2010-04-21T02:33:00.001-07:00

Random post....

I have been a fab of Ciara for the longest and I wasd so happy to see that she just did a collabo with no other then LUDA...if you recall they had that one HUGE HIT back in the day "Oh"...well I just finished watching her newest video called "Ride"...ummm yeah the lyrics are a bit too much for me but her DANCING!! OMG...that girl can move..I just had to share it with yall because I was left with my mouth wide open and I have never seen dancing like that! Let me know what you think...( I personally think that "wet tshirt" riding a bull was too much!!") Thoughts?

Dem Browz

2010-04-05T11:41:00.000-07:00

So remember how I was telling you that I was growing out my eyebrows....well I finally got them did *woot woot* right now we are still working on the shape so their a bit too thick (I think) but I love the shape my eyebrow threader has done so far....OMG and I have the funniest story ever...So me and my BF went to a club on Saturday night and aS soon as we walked in some dude comes up to me and was all "So are you filming?" ...I look at him like WTF are you talkin about..he says "you know your show..Keeping up with the Kardashians..cuz damn girl you look like Kim" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! are you freaking kidding me! I was so embrassed for that guy..I mean who does that..as soon as he said that I told me friend "it must be my thick eyebrows lmao" but wait he doesnt stop there...he then says "oh wait aren't you supposed to be in Miami filming with your sisters?".......I just laughed and walked away..yeah better luck next time you lame O!!!!....anyway so the question is....Do you like my browz? should I keep em this way? or go a little bit thinner on em?...

before I forget I hope you all had a FABULOUS Easter..mine was so much fun..it was a 1st bday party/Easter combo....My nephew turned the big 1!! got him the cutest little cake ever!!!

MargariTAHS N HooKAHS

2010-03-27T23:48:00.000-07:00

Hey dolls, been a minute since I posted anything ...been feeling so uninspired lately with makeup...and overly inspired on the spending of mula...I been also working a like a dog...so I cant wait to go on vacation in 2 days..I will be having 14 days off *woot woot* I have a 4 day trip to Vegas with my daughter and my mama *she is my best friend* ..I am not a gambling girl anyway and Vegas has never really called my name...were basically doing it to get away from Killa Cali..during spring break every year, we usually do a trip to San Diego and go to Sea World, or the zoo, but this year I wanted to do something different..hence VEGAS BAYBBEE (wish me luck)...So now that you are officially caught up on my life (well some things)we will begin with the blog ..I dont know if its much of a make up post rather then me just feelin the need to write...because honestly I dont think my makeup was on point, so please excuse the pictures...the shadow didnt look right...the brows were bushy (trying to grow em out) ...I was retarded when it came to putting on lashes so in the end I took em off UGH annoyed..I have been having one hell of a week at at work working 54 hours in a span of 4 days...so needless to say I was tired, but it was one my good best friends birthday and she reallly wanted to go out..when we planned this I had not known that I would work so much that week so I said sure.but after all that I was like "hey ummm. can we just do dinner and a bar or something? im realy not in a Clubbing moood" So we agreed that we would do that instead and I would pick her up at 9pm...wellI got off work at 7pm...got home and wondered "where is my kiddo?" Called my mama and she told me they were at Chick*Fil*A...I wanted to spend sometime with my daughter before I went out, plus I wasnt going to get all dolled up anyway (so I didnt need alot of time to get ready) because I was NOT in the mood in going out at all!!!...so Chick Fil A turned in to lets go to Target (my weakness) turned into a short stop at Toys R us..by the time I got home it was 845!! aghhhh...but wait it gets better....
As I am pulling up to my house I notice 2 young guys standing there....WEARING TIES....HOLDING BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!MORMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHH,

(please any religious people do not get offended by the following..and if you do then I cant really change what happened or wat I said next..so STOP READING NOW lol) So I already know they are going to want to talk to me and I am in a hurry! So while I am getting out my car my friend calls me, to make sure I was on my way, I told her LOUDLY "AGH, I AM JUST GETTING HOME, ILL BE THERE ..!!" and surprise surprise that was NOT a hint enough to walk and leave me the Fuck alone (yes I was a total bitch these last 4 days but you cant blame me! ) they choose to stand there..they were 2 young boys a handsome white boy and a nerdy asian...here is our convo exactly like it happend...

Mormons: Do you have a minute to speak the word with you?

Me: No I dont I am in a hurry. (polite yet stern)

Mormons: Well when would it be the best time to come and talk to you?

(by this time my other friend had just pulled up and was taking her sweet ass time taking out all her shit from her trunk to finish getting ready)

Me:...

Mormons: when would be a good time? (really your asking me again!!! I didnt answer you! )

Me: How bout on a weekday, after people get home from work and NOT when their eating dinner...and NOT on a Friday and damn near 9 pm when people are getting ready to go out..

Mormons: umm

Me: How old are you guys anyway (at this point I dont know why I am asking this but my friend is taking for ever and a day to take the hint and come inside my house)

Mormons: Im 21 (cute white boy) Im 19(nerdy asian)

Me: Dont you guys go out, its a Friday!

Mormons: NO (both of them)

Mormons: I have devoted myself for the last 2 years (cute white boy)

Me:(AHA moment, might as well have fun right...) So do you guys have girlfriends?

Mormons: NO (both of them)

Me: Do you guys have sex?

THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WAS PRICELESS, HOW DARE I ASK SUCH A QUESTION!

Mormons: umm um...this is ...I dont see why....We don want to answer that (cute white boy)

Me: Really? so this is awkward right
Mormons: YES! (both in unison like get me out of here)

BUT BEFORE THEY LEAVE LET ME ADD A LITTLE MORE OF MY BITCHINESS TO THIS

Me: Really? THIS RIGHT HERE IS AWKWARD (pointing at myself and them) Really? Is it as awkward as showing up at some strangers house at 9 pm on a Friday night, to come and speak about a god.. when you dont even know what kind of religion we are..Is it that awkward? cuz thats awkward right?

Mormons: (shake their heads)

Me: Well then! my point exactly...You 2 are too young to be spending your time harrasing people...GO OUT..HAVE FUN..LIVE A LITTLE..BONE SOME GIRLS!!!..BEFORE YOU GET TOO OLD TO ENJOY YOUR 20'S!!!( I turn to my airheaded friend) ANGIE BRING YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!! (and we walk in ....)
preety bitchy right? well by no means did I ever plan that but I had diareah of the mouth like no other! super bitchy that day lol Anyway for the record I have nothing against anyones religion, I went to Private and Catholic schools my whole life...but I do have a problem with people pressuring others or harrasing people about how their religion is so awesome and yours sucks...come on our side were the best..neener neener nee ner (little kid voice)...yeah I have a problem with them having the big ass balls to just walk up to a house ring a door bell and PREACH to someone they dont know.!!! I mean how disrespectful is that? waking you up on a Sunday morning to talk about something that you never asked to come over and preach about!..or interrupting your dinner?!! seriously its like their telemarketers with FEET!!! LISTEN IF I ONE DAY WAKE UP OUT OF NOWHERE WANTING TO CHANGE MY WHOLE BEING AND WHAT I HAVE BELIEVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL COME LOOK FOR YOU!! UNTIL THEN DO NOT COME AND VISIT ME!!!
(excuse the grossy eyebrows, im attempting to grow them out and do something different and unfortunately it looks so gross when anyone does this!!! You have no idea how hard it is for me not pluck these bad boys out!!! AGHHHHHHHHH)
Anyway I have to say that me and Angie were crackin up so hard on how bitchy I was (she knew I was in a bad mood, because she had texted me earlier that day and noticed THROUGH TEXT that I was in a bad mood..How funny is it when people can pick up on your mood through a text lol) she knew I had it in me that night

.....so anyway we got ready..I had no idea what to wear..but I did get a surprise in the mail that day...my 3 tier 2BD link chain earrings LOVE LOVE LOVE..I knew I would rock those..and some new jacket I had with tons of buttons on it..it reminded me of a navy seal jacket...my makeup was blahhh...By the time we left my house it was 10 pm..picked up my friend...drove to El Torito, they have the best margaritas ever!!!
Oh and the best Guac ever! They make it right in front of you! MILD PLEASE!!!
After some drinks and dinner. We drove over to the Hookah bar...we danced, smoked..and over all I had so much fun..its like the whole working like a dog never happened..... in the end I had an amazing time with even more amazing friends!!! minus the annoying mormoms that is! :)

And the winner is.............

2010-03-18T13:46:00.000-07:00

WHAT HAPPEPENED!!! I only had miss Becky guess who the Bad Bitch in the picture that I posted on my last post was! lol...Yall need to step your game up!! :) j/k.....So Becky from Everyday makeup with Becky http://iambeautiful20.blogspot.com/ was the only one BRAVE enough to take a guess lol....And she guessed RIGHT!!! The Gorgeous Gal you see Below is no other then Martha Stewart!!!!
Becky as always your Bad ass!!!!thanks for always checkin in on your girl !

About Face

2010-03-07T10:57:00.000-08:00

You can never learn too much, when it comes to makeup. Different techniques, different brushes, ect! So I am constantly buying makeup but your girl does like to read too believe it or not! I think that my favorite...WAIT I DONT THINK I KNOW!!!My ultimes favorite MUA is KEVYN AUCOIN (ladies google this man!!!!!!) I have 4 of his books (including his autobiography) and just the work he would do!!! you would NOT believe, when I saw he would transform people, HE WOULD!!! Here is just a little taste of this mans ART (yes because at the of the day makeup is art!)

on the Left (Wynona Ryder as Elizabeth Taylor!!Amazing right!) Right(Gina Gershon)Right(Calista Flockart as Audrey Hepburn)
Left(Gwenyth Paltrow as James Dean!!) Isnt it just madness how makeup can change a person completely! Ok so this one transformation that I am about to post you will NEVER guess who it is!!!! Seriously when I was reading the book I could not guess who it was! and the answer FLABERGASTED me! Here it is:
Can you ladies take a guess! 1 million trillion cool points if you know who this is WITHOUT googling it or researching it! (I will let you know the answer in a post later on) So the reason why I even brought this up is because I recently bought a make up book by Scott Barnes who is mostly known for being Jennifer Lopez's makeup artist(boricua!!) and he was the man that created those gold bronze looks in her JLo days! (my personal favorite, circa 2000. Before marrying skeletor Marc Anthony YUCK!...and AFTER her Diddy days!...Im talkin about the Ben Affleck days) Here are a few of my FAVE looks Yes the man responsible for all this gorgeousness has written a book! with helpful tips, tricks, and mini interviews from celebrities he has worked with! Here is the book
it has some plastic cover on it, so it doesnt look good when takin pictures but here is what it looks like without it! I really liked the book, the techniques and the color use in it, I tried taking some good pictures but I dont have those high quality tourist type ones! I have a regular canon power shot :) The book only cost $25 bones and it was worth every penny! Here are a few pages..

If you are ever having a brain fart or need some inspiration....get you a makeup book :)

Dont Talk to him he looks like a TURTLE!!!

2010-03-04T05:31:00.000-08:00

Hey dolls, so I had gone out with my best friend Angie the other night and did a dark purple shimmery eye, being that it was night time and we was going to a club I went all out *duh* had to bust out the Gaga glove. So funny story right..I have a daughter as you all may or may not know, she is 5 years old, and I call her "mi esposito"(translation my little husband) because she is super possesive of me *cute not annoying* I mean seriously we are always together, Disneyland passes, trips to the zoo (I get a emplOyee discount because I work for the city so we get in for free ...yesssssir), tea parties, dress up (mama make me my makeup *lol) so you get the picture right! anywho, she kind of gets a hint when I am about to go out because she looks at me and says "Mama are you playing with your makeup or you leaving!" (she see's me do make up on clients and sometimes I just do makeup on myself for practice even if I dont go out and just stay home *practice makes perfect duh*) So I can already see her antsy *geez relax*...So on this night she was lying on my bed playing with her Leapster (which if your not a parent, it is basically a gameboy but waaaaaay more educational and age appropriate) All of a sudden Angie walks in..Ty looks up, drops her leapster and says in a stern voice "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!" OMG lmao, we literally almost died laughing, its like she had caught me slipping, like I was cheating on her *sigh I love my daughter so much!* Anyway after explaining to her that we were going to a "grown up" place we drove off to the club. When we got there it was so packed, music was blazing, people was sweating *gross* but guess what we were looking fresh! lol that is one of the perks you get when you get to a club at close to 1am! Everyone alreay is drunk and looking tore up and your looking perky and fresh! Anyway long story short there is this guy who used to date my girl Angie, (and I had actually met him before I met Angie, because he was talking to my friend*at the time*B...and he endeded up having a girlfriend because she called B saying so..anyway me and him kind run the same spots so if I see him its always like heyy..or hi...MIND YOU HE IS SOOOO NOT MY TYPE!!!YUCK so not ever ever ever did we talk as if we were into each other or we was trying to date! I mean besides the point he is ugly..He was talking my girl B (never ever talk to any of your friend's ex's..plus he obvisouly is a liar because while he was talking to B he had a GF the whole time!!!) Anyway when I met Angie, I didnt know she knew him! so it was funny to talk about how I know him and how she knew him...anyway Angie ends up telling him what I told her (you know how he used to talk to my friend knowing he had a gf!) HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY " nah your girl was all on me, she wants me, she be talkin bout take me out..yeah you can even ask my niggas they know!" ..OH HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOO..never EVER EVER in his cartoon life would I ever find him remotely attractive! and I for damn sure aint "all over" any kind dude. Im not that type of chick. Anyway that night he was there *UGH* and my friend for some reason feels the need to talk to him when she sees him (there is a shit load of other drama that would not fit in a blog!! this guy and his homies are like little high school girls..you know the gossiping bitchlike type...uh yeah..YOUR MEN!! please take off your thongs and start acting like it! BITCHASSNESS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK) I on the other hand am BLUNT and really dont put up with people's bullshit..You only get one chance with me and then your out! So guy comes over and is like "Hey Angie" and she talks to him,..he looks at me and is like "what up Gucci" I just give him this look (you know the kind of look when you smell shit? ) yeah THAT look..anyway as he was walking away, I told my girl "wtf ..WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM HE LOOKS LKE A TURTLE...he's ugly!!!" *and he really does, add on a big ass gap in between his teeth, bald head, and beady eyes*.......Well I guess he heard me because Angie told me his lame butt called her at like 3 am that day and was like " I heard her, she called me a turtle! and said I was ugly bla blah" complaining to MY best friend...and you know what his comeback was "Well what is up with her hair...she looks like a cupcake" LMAO...Ok Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle.....YOUR UGLY!! Morale of the story :NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TALK TO A TURTLE!

by the way this is what I used to Beat my Face :)

Revlon PhotoReady (MUF HD foundation Dupe!!!!! NO JOKE!!)

2010-03-02T14:40:00.001-08:00

Ok so um..As soon as I saw that Revlon PhotoReady foundaton commercial with Halle Berry (Halle Berry...Halle Berry..she walkin like a model..hands on her knees..scrub the ground...she aint nuttin but a tease..Halle Berry*singing* lol i you dont get it then you aint ever been to a hip hop club!) and it intrigued me beyond no other!!! I NEVER buy drug store Foundation or powder...I dont know Im just happy with my MAC studio Fix and my other Fave (but hella expensive) Make up Forever's HD foundation! And no your girl aint Boujee!! I rocked the Cover Girl Powder back in my High School days but that was when I worked at Target lol!!! I moved on up like the Jeffersons booooy!..Ok Ok Im kidding...I just stopped using cover girl because I had a mean ass allergic reaction and never looked back....
So back to my "review" I was suuuuuper excited about this particular product because its supposed to be all "photo shoots, flawless makeup" type ish. I went to Target and purchased the Revlon Photoready Foundation in 004 Nude along with the Revon Photoready Powder in Medium. It cost me $25 bones!(I purchased the powder because I like a little tint in my "finishing powder".But I also use MAC's Translucent Powder, it just depends on what Im doing or the coverage I need...you dont need both, but you know me I have a problem and had to get em both!) First off, I love the fact that the foundation comes in a PUMP!!! *can I get a woot woot*..My ladies know what I'm talkin about *ahem Revlon Colorstay!!* so it is much easier to use and alot more sanitary!!

Pros:

Foundation comes in a pump!!!!

Has SPF20 in it *skin cancer is yucky duhh*

Affordable

Foundation does not smell weird

Lightweight yet provides substantial coverage(* I didnt know it had SPF in it when I bought it because honestly if I would have known I would NOT have bought it, SPF foundations tend to BREAK ME OUT like nobodys bussiness and make look EXCESSIVELY oily YUCK. but Im glad I didnt take the time to read the label because I would have missed out*)

Seriously I didnt even feel like I was wearing makeup! and after a 12 hour work day it still looked FRESH!!!I only had to touch up once and when I say touch up I mean I used a Clean and Clear Oil Blotter, NEVER added anymore powder!! HELLO!!)

Super EASY to blend!!! because the foundation isn't thick and gross, its really light, you only need less then 1 pump for your whole face! It spreads like butta!! lol

CONS:

Their isnt a wide variety of shades for different skin colors

Not found in Alot of stores (yet I guess)

I feel the same way about the powder, it is really soft and light and I apply it with a powder brush for "LIGHT" coverage, you def don't want to go heavy on both. Anyway dolls I hope this helps you....OH yeah and dont be afraid to try it, because most stores will take any return as long as it has a receipt (YES EVEN if i is open and used) I actually had to go back and return the Foundation because I felt it was a little lighter then I wanted. I went back and traded it for the 005 Shell :)

Color my Forecast (MAC HAUL) yes another one! I have a problem!!!

2010-03-01T12:48:00.000-08:00

Hey ladies! So I been MIA for a minute but I am so happy to see that I have gotten some new followers *yay me*!! I really do enjoiy writing in this ol blog of mine and thank you to all my followers for the lovely comments, messages, questions, I love it! ok um so anyway now that I got that over with lets get to the bizz shall we? I bought a couple of things from MAC (Ok I know A TON!! at least thats what my wallet told me!) I really been wanting to get some MAC stuff from several of their collections and guess what I decided NOT to get anything (at that time) because I have soooo much make up its sad, but instead I waited to just go all out of control at once! and got several things...go big or go home!!!
I got 2 studio fix in Nc35 ( I hate not having a back up just in case you lose your compact or it breaks, or your down to the last bit and realize OH SHIT!! I dont have any studio fix!) A true addict must carry a well rounded supply!
I also bought 3 blushes! My favorite Fleur Power(because I used it all) and have been dying to have the MAC cremeblend blush in Joie-de-Vivre and Florida!! OMG I love them!!! they are so awesome, creamy and can double for a lipstick!!!I also bought 5 lipsticks *yummy*Color me Coral, Victorian, Viva La Glam Gaga (2 of them duh because i love her and pastel pinks are a favorite of mine), Fresh Salmon on to the swatches, hope it helps when making you lipstick choices ehhhhhh
Color me Coral (I love love love this lipstick!!! so much so that I went back to MAC and bought 4 more!!! I mean this is limited edition and you already know how I do..I mean do I even have to explain myself!!!lol)
Victorian, a matte, soft HOT pink(I have a crappy camera so you cant really see the HOT in it but trust me there is a hint of HOT pink in there)Viva Glam in GAGA, I abolutely love this color! it is a soft pink lustre. Makes the pout POP!
Fresh Salmon...womp womp woooooooooooooomp...personally I didnt like it as much on my lips as I liked it on my hand...NUFF SAID!
oooh now the Coulor Forecast Collection....Colour Forecast Stacked1! Colour Forecast stacked2! (I really didnt pay attention to what kind of pigments these were but they are not your standard pigments loose and fine..they are CRUSHED METAL...hence the name CRUSH METAL PIGMENTS! Im a dumbass) anywho these are harder to use for me because they dont stick as well and I literally found it impossible to use a brush to put these babies on (they just would not stick)! Dont get me wrong the colors are AMAZING!!!but hard to use....any tips on these?) I also got some stackable containers :) they are cheap, and easy to use! Also a NC30 Studio Sculpt concelaer..I have never used their concealer before and let me tell you I LOVE IT! smooth creamy...does not crease!

Tar-Jay (Haul)

2010-02-21T11:44:00.000-08:00

I went to my favorite place in the whole wide world....TARGET (tar-jay for you bougie chicks *wink*) and I swear to you I only went in there for contact solution and Detangler spray for my daughter sooooooo$175.00 later!!!!

DONT JUDGE ME!! I promise that this could not be avoided, I mean why must there be a clearance section right at the end caps of each aisle!! Its like their begging me to come look!!! I am only human! at some point I just have to give in...its like takin an alcoholic to a bar and telling him NOT to look or buy a drank..umm yeah it aint happenin!
I am a HUGE fan of Sonia Kushnuk, I just adore her brushes! but I had yet to buy any of her eyeshadows because lets face it I HAVE MAKEUP that will last an eternity and a day! so I try not to add to my collection unless its absolutely a must have (or I want to try it...which means I basically BUY BUY BUY!!)OMG am I HOARDER!!!!(I mean I dont have rat feces at every corner or 7 year old food in my fridge, nor is Child Protective Service threatning to take my daughter away lmao if you dont get my joke then you really have to watch the show Hoarders on A&E right before Intervention..yes I am a reality whore!! Guilty as Charged) but when I saw these shadows I really couldnt pass them up, they were just craving my attention! They originally sold for $6.99 but were now on sale for $4.88. I decided to get only one shadow to start with..try it out..play with it..and if I liked it I would mosdef get some more...So I started with the "DancingQueen" eyeshadow combo.. The pictures really dont do it justice, this color is amazing and its more of a blue with a purple undertone!!I also bought Loreal's HIP eyeshdow duo (if you dont have these then you need to get you some!!) I swear to you this bad boy does not even need a primer its so pigmented! I love these because of the color payoff and I just fell in love with the color, you cant really see it in the picture but the black shadow has pink shimmers in it!!! its like a little bubblegum explosion !! I also got this Jemma Kidd duo pack with a mascara and a mini glitter liner...this sukka was originally $9.99 and I got ripped off for, I mean paid $2.48 for it...Let me say this was a waste of money!!! First off the mascara is the WORST!! it clumps your lashes and literally makes it look like you only have 3 lashes! and those 3 lashes look like caterpillars they are so thick! so gross..who wants to look like they have all kinds of critter all up in their eye!! YUCK
Then the glitter liner..it was decent..ehhhh. I mean to show you the "glitter" I literally had to swatch on top of my hand like 5 times to get even a good shot!I paid $2.47 too much! lmao...anywho I liked..NO LOVED, the Sonia Kushnuk e/s that I went back for more..yup just like a alcoholic!
and that dolls concludes my haul (for makeup cuz I bet your probably wondering where did the $175 go?!!)ummmmmm Im still trying to figure that out my damn self! ;)

BETCH PLEASE!!!

2010-02-16T04:26:00.000-08:00

I JUST GOT 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I slit my WRIST

2010-02-13T12:49:00.000-08:00

Well I almost did if only that stinking butter knife was sharper!! So this Valentines Day weekend all my single fabulous friends decided to do an ANTI Valentines dinner..for $30 bucks you would get a steak and shrimp dinner and a show (some retro band)...So of course I decided to get all Sex and the City Fashion *Urban Edition* cuz you know your girl got some flava *duhhh* And I was feeling preety good that night..hair was teased *wink* make up on point..new lashes that I absoultely love! Here is the look.... I should have gotten a hint when I saw a room full of 60 year and older people hovering around....the smell of bengay...the unlimited supply of liver spots..or the fact that 60 percent of the people there needed a wheelchair..cane..or a nurse to move about! *ok so I might be exagerrating just a bit..but it was bad..I felt like I was at a Geriatric convention..and perfect for me right Im wearing white(just like a nurse) *oh please God dont let one of these people ask me to take them to go change their diaper* Seriously walking in a ballroom being stared down by everyone.. gasp...look at her porno hair...eeeek..tittays all out.....agh...ass like wha??..drag queen makeup...WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!!!.......A BAD BETCH THATS WHO SUKKAS! lol...Ok so my lovely friend "forgets" to mention that her sister would be joining us (let me point out that I adore her family! each and everyone) so this was cool with me except for the fact that she brought her BOYFRIEND!!!! (picture below..me trying to slit my wrist with a butter knife!)
WHAT...the outrage...the audacity...Here I am thinkin we would be loud and obnoxious..make fun of lovey dovey couples and blab about how fabulous it is to be SINGLE *ehhhhh*..but nope...as they walked us to our table (because we were all going to sit together!) I was thinkin ok..hey make the best of this situation..but that soon changed because literally before my ass hit the seat I was assaulted with "No baby I love you".."Noooo I love you more".."No, I love you!".."No I DO!!!"....*in my mind im thinking please God let this be over soon..let them get the I love you's over with and move on!* God wasnt listening last night....Because it was followed by intemittent kisses..and not just any kiss but those ANNOYINGLY loud butterfly smack kisses like you do when you Dont know how to kisS....SERIOUSLY TONGUE HER DOWN, SQUEEZE A BOOB, AND GET IT OVER WITH!! I dont need to be hearing all this smuckering before the appetizer!! AGHHHH..her sister is a sweetheart and her boyfriend is a cutie..but really!...SERIOSULY!!!! and I was the lucky one that got to sit right in front of them! (picture below me kissing my hunny bunny...her identity has been withheld due to her choice of lameness..I must protect her identity because of the AWFUL choice she made last night when choosing where we would spend our ANTI VDAY DINNER...her life would be in danger!!!! lmao)
...needless to say our 7pm dinner turned into 10 pm!!!!COLD dinner...but as if the cold steak..over boiled veggies..and mashed potatos werent enough..we did get to enjoy a watered down salad with ranch dressing that was so watery it sogged our lettuce beyond recognition before our fabulous dinner...AGHHHHHH... Did I mention that the "band" didnt show up until 10pm!..(on a good note they sounded amazing..think Frank Sinatra..Rat Pack...Kind of feel..like The club in the MASK movie with Jim Carrey) Although I would have stayed forever I had to go (not that I wanted to leave my cold dinner or the overly lovey dovey vomit inducing couple) I had promised my daughter that I would see her before she went to bed...So I left..But on a good note I did have fun because I was with my friends! and they were all looking on point..Nats titays overflowing in that leopard bra and twinzies green eyes were as always mesmerizing (Blicious lucked out..she didnt go..DAMN YOU B!!!!) lol...to top it off I got to deal with Traffic at 10 pm!!! *ahhhh Los Angeles*..Luckily my daughter had not gone to sleep and I was able to spend some time with her and give her my valentines day present (since I am working this weekend)....I realized that no matter what I have a guaranteed valentine for the next 50 some years!!! My lil princess T!!!

Rude Boy

2010-02-09T01:06:00.000-08:00

So I had bought the Rated R cd by Rihanna the same week it came out...and I was feelin "Rude Boy" and "Rockstar" the most...I mean she def did not make a good choice for her 1st single when she chose "Russian Roulette" but she recovered nicely with HARD!!! (Ima rock this shit like fashion..as in....) LOVE IT... Regardless of what a dumb ass she can be when it comes to LIFE...she is def AN ARTIST!!!! A FASHIONISTA!!!!...I LOVE LOVE LOVE me some Riri!!!...I was so excited to see new pictures for her next music video "Rude Boy"....how yummy is her swagg!!!

Feeling HAUTE HAUTE HAUTE (Urban Decay Haul)

2010-01-30T21:35:00.000-08:00

So the other day I had placed a big order on Urban Decay Makeup at Hautelook.com (this website is prety bad ass because it offers HUGE savings on name brand items from ROLEX watches to Makeup) You have to be a member (its FREEEEE) and they send you emails letting you know about the certain name brand items that will be going up on their site! I love it!...this is the first time I shop from there (they dont always have huge makeup items that I need to have) but this time I could not help myself I mean up to 75% off !!!!! are you kidding me!!! of course I had to go and get minez DUHHHHH.
And here is is for your viewing pleasure my little Urban Decay Haul...I had placed the order back on January 13!!!!! and barely received my package yesterday (Jan 29th) that seems a bit excessive to me and I kind of got worried...I really thought I had gotten ripped off so I had called customer service(super nice!!!) and she had told me that it takes 12 to 18 days!! but only because they buy the stuff from the manufacturer themselves at a good price and wait for their bulk to be delivered..blah blah..that is really the only complaint that I had! I mean I am a makeup feen and I want my fix!! *lol* See how wonderfully they packed my lil loves *sigh* AMAZINGGGGG
And now onto the goodies *yum*I ordered (all from Urban Decay)
*Brow Beater in Brunnette Bombshell (not my color ehhh guess I can use it on my clientele lol)
*Lingerie and Galoshes Mascara *sexy*
*Big Buddha Brush *HUGE*
*Purple Smoke Haze Smoke Out Eye Pencil
*Smoke Out Eye Pencil
*Liquid Liner in Gash
*Baked Body Glow *smells soooo good*

Ok so the Baked Body Glow smells AMAZING!!! Kind of coconutty.. I am not head over heels over the "bronze" color because it takes some time to blend..I think I would use it more for the decollatage area..boob area..or a more tan look on the chest area rather then the face....I wasnt impressed with the "smoke out" eye pencils..I am a fan of their 24-7 liner..I mean I would die without it..so when I saw these "smoke out" edition pencils I was all for it..but sad to say I was so dissapointed..they were rough to use, (not creamy or easy to line like the 24-7 liners) and it lacked color!!! *boooooo*
Here is Smoke out.. Not very impressive right?!!! its more like a burnt out grey! lmao...Ok now onto the even more pathetic "Purple Haze" Smoke out Pencil... SEEEEE...I mean are ya serious!...Ok so now something positive! lol...I LOVE LOVE LOVE GASH liquid liner! The color is amazing! (like a red copper) easy to use and goes on very smoothly!!Lets keep this positivity going and talk about the BIG BUDDHA BRUSH...its HUGE!! seriously..I was thiking oooh a cute lil purple kabuki brush...and I got this huge feather duster! I was trying to find object to put it next to so you could get an idea on how huge this brush is!! its GINOURMOUS ooooooooh SUPER DEE DUPERY SOFT!!! loves it
Here is the brow beater (so not my color) but its a nice edition to the makeup kit...One side is clear stick (for the brows to stay put) while the other half is the color...kind of an auburn color I also bought Lingerie and Galoshes mascara but I haven had any time to use it....so I really cant talk about it ....but so far I do like the name *lol* DRUM ROLL please.............All these authentic UD cosmetics would normally cost me about $115.00.....but me being a savvy shopper only paid.........................

You ready for this.................

YUP!! less then $45 bucks!!!!....so I dont feel so bad that I didnt like most of the stuff...It didnt cost me too much....(besides they dont take returns on cosmetics atall) so I was screwed!!! Anywho until next time my lovelies!

Confe$$ion$ of a $uper $aucy Bo$$ Betch

Glitzy

I Like to Cut.....(Halloween Makeup Tutorial)

Nicki Minaj Halloween Trial (take 1)

Eyebrow Tutorial!

Killa Cali

BARELY BROKE

Do you Likey?!

Go with the Grain (Review)

Back on my Grizaaaay

Charms & Barbie

Birds of a Feather

Its like Thunder and Lightning......

My Love is like WOAH (youtube video)

Im ALIVE!!!! (youtube video)

Dear Bloggypoo.....

Wet N Wild (kinda...sorda)

What's in my Bag? (NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO)

SHATTER, Snap, Crackle, POP

Pink Friday Joint

Go HARD HAUL (youtube video)

Gucci this Gucci that (OFTD)

Urban Flamenco

The Wait is OVER, my new video is HERE!!!

Turn My Swagg On (Russian Red)

Valentines Day Makeup (using the 88 shimmer pallette)

GIVEAWAY!!

DEAD RED lipstick

She just SHITTED ON EM'!!!!!

I like my bitches in SPIKES and heels (2BD Inspired!)

Im a Hustla Baybee (plus my 3rd youtube video)

Swaggin on em NYE style

NIcki Minaj-Pink Friday (MY SECOND VIDEO)

Merry Christmas Dolls!

MY VERY FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! POPPED THAT CHERRY YALL

BooBoo's Circus (Pic Heavy)

Eazy Duz It

Venice,Hollywood,Gobble Gobble

Its BARBIE bitch!

Love like this....

Snooki *WAAAAAAAAA* (Halloween Look)

Why Hello.....Kitty..

ME on a REALITY SHOW!!!

According to my old bitch Im on some NEW Shit....

On My Kanye ....

Maxxin It

Black Men (Nicki FOTD)

Super Sauced

oh you fancy huh?

Despicable ME

Gold Chain Stunnaz

Shadez and Hair

Hello Kitty Swagg

I wann SUCK HIS.....

On some Bad Bitch Type Vibe

On to the Next one

Dot Com GIVEAWAY!!!

Im more then just an option (hey hey hey)

Sex and City

M.R.I and a male nurse

2 Bitchez Deep

Pump It Up

Wat happens in Vegas doesnt always stay in Vegas

Luda and Cici at it again!!!

Dem Browz

MargariTAHS N HooKAHS

And the winner is.............

About Face

Dont Talk to him he looks like a TURTLE!!!

Revlon PhotoReady (MUF HD foundation Dupe!!!!! NO JOKE!!)

Color my Forecast (MAC HAUL) yes another one! I have a problem!!!

Tar-Jay (Haul)

BETCH PLEASE!!!

I slit my WRIST

Rude Boy

Feeling HAUTE HAUTE HAUTE (Urban Decay Haul)

Snooki WAAAAAAAAA (Halloween Look)