Saturday, March 27, 2010

MargariTAHS N HooKAHS

Hey dolls, been a minute since I posted anything ...been feeling so uninspired lately with makeup...and overly inspired on the spending of mula...I been also working a like a dog...so I cant wait to go on vacation in 2 days..I will be having 14 days off *woot woot* I have a 4 day trip to Vegas with my daughter and my mama *she is my best friend* ..I am not a gambling girl anyway and Vegas has never really called my name...were basically doing it to get away from Killa Cali..during spring break every year, we usually do a trip to San Diego and go to Sea World, or the zoo, but this year I wanted to do something different..hence VEGAS BAYBBEE (wish me luck)...So now that you are officially caught up on my life (well some things)we will begin with the blog ..I dont know if its much of a make up post rather then me just feelin the need to write...because honestly I dont think my makeup was on point, so please excuse the pictures...the shadow didnt look right...the brows were bushy (trying to grow em out) ...I was retarded when it came to putting on lashes so in the end I took em off UGH annoyed..I have been having one hell of a week at at work working 54 hours in a span of 4 days...so needless to say I was tired, but it was one my good best friends birthday and she reallly wanted to go out..when we planned this I had not known that I would work so much that week so I said sure.but after all that I was like "hey ummm. can we just do dinner and a bar or something? im realy not in a Clubbing moood" So we agreed that we would do that instead and I would pick her up at 9pm...wellI got off work at 7pm...got home and wondered "where is my kiddo?" Called my mama and she told me they were at Chick*Fil*A...I wanted to spend sometime with my daughter before I went out, plus I wasnt going to get all dolled up anyway (so I didnt need alot of time to get ready) because I was NOT in the mood in going out at all!!!...so Chick Fil A turned in to lets go to Target (my weakness) turned into a short stop at Toys R us..by the time I got home it was 845!! aghhhh...but wait it gets better....
As I am pulling up to my house I notice 2 young guys standing there....WEARING TIES....HOLDING BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!MORMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHH,

(please any religious people do not get offended by the following..and if you do then I cant really change what happened or wat I said next..so STOP READING NOW lol) So I already know they are going to want to talk to me and I am in a hurry! So while I am getting out my car my friend calls me, to make sure I was on my way, I told her LOUDLY "AGH, I AM JUST GETTING HOME, ILL BE THERE ..!!" and surprise surprise that was NOT a hint enough to walk and leave me the Fuck alone (yes I was a total bitch these last 4 days but you cant blame me! ) they choose to stand there..they were 2 young boys a handsome white boy and a nerdy asian...here is our convo exactly like it happend...

Mormons: Do you have a minute to speak the word with you?

Me: No I dont I am in a hurry. (polite yet stern)

Mormons: Well when would it be the best time to come and talk to you?

(by this time my other friend had just pulled up and was taking her sweet ass time taking out all her shit from her trunk to finish getting ready)

Me:...

Mormons: when would be a good time? (really your asking me again!!! I didnt answer you! )

Me: How bout on a weekday, after people get home from work and NOT when their eating dinner...and NOT on a Friday and damn near 9 pm when people are getting ready to go out..

Mormons: umm

Me: How old are you guys anyway (at this point I dont know why I am asking this but my friend is taking for ever and a day to take the hint and come inside my house)

Mormons: Im 21 (cute white boy) Im 19(nerdy asian)

Me: Dont you guys go out, its a Friday!

Mormons: NO (both of them)

Mormons: I have devoted myself for the last 2 years (cute white boy)

Me:(AHA moment, might as well have fun right...) So do you guys have girlfriends?

Mormons: NO (both of them)

Me: Do you guys have sex?

THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WAS PRICELESS, HOW DARE I ASK SUCH A QUESTION!

Mormons: umm um...this is ...I dont see why....We don want to answer that (cute white boy)

Me: Really? so this is awkward right
Mormons: YES! (both in unison like get me out of here)

BUT BEFORE THEY LEAVE LET ME ADD A LITTLE MORE OF MY BITCHINESS TO THIS

Me: Really? THIS RIGHT HERE IS AWKWARD (pointing at myself and them) Really? Is it as awkward as showing up at some strangers house at 9 pm on a Friday night, to come and speak about a god.. when you dont even know what kind of religion we are..Is it that awkward? cuz thats awkward right?

Mormons: (shake their heads)

Me: Well then! my point exactly...You 2 are too young to be spending your time harrasing people...GO OUT..HAVE FUN..LIVE A LITTLE..BONE SOME GIRLS!!!..BEFORE YOU GET TOO OLD TO ENJOY YOUR 20'S!!!( I turn to my airheaded friend) ANGIE BRING YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!! (and we walk in ....)
preety bitchy right? well by no means did I ever plan that but I had diareah of the mouth like no other! super bitchy that day lol Anyway for the record I have nothing against anyones religion, I went to Private and Catholic schools my whole life...but I do have a problem with people pressuring others or harrasing people about how their religion is so awesome and yours sucks...come on our side were the best..neener neener nee ner (little kid voice)...yeah I have a problem with them having the big ass balls to just walk up to a house ring a door bell and PREACH to someone they dont know.!!! I mean how disrespectful is that? waking you up on a Sunday morning to talk about something that you never asked to come over and preach about!..or interrupting your dinner?!! seriously its like their telemarketers with FEET!!! LISTEN IF I ONE DAY WAKE UP OUT OF NOWHERE WANTING TO CHANGE MY WHOLE BEING AND WHAT I HAVE BELIEVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL COME LOOK FOR YOU!! UNTIL THEN DO NOT COME AND VISIT ME!!!
(excuse the grossy eyebrows, im attempting to grow them out and do something different and unfortunately it looks so gross when anyone does this!!! You have no idea how hard it is for me not pluck these bad boys out!!! AGHHHHHHHHH)
Anyway I have to say that me and Angie were crackin up so hard on how bitchy I was (she knew I was in a bad mood, because she had texted me earlier that day and noticed THROUGH TEXT that I was in a bad mood..How funny is it when people can pick up on your mood through a text lol) she knew I had it in me that night

.....so anyway we got ready..I had no idea what to wear..but I did get a surprise in the mail that day...my 3 tier 2BD link chain earrings LOVE LOVE LOVE..I knew I would rock those..and some new jacket I had with tons of buttons on it..it reminded me of a navy seal jacket...my makeup was blahhh...By the time we left my house it was 10 pm..picked up my friend...drove to El Torito, they have the best margaritas ever!!!
Oh and the best Guac ever! They make it right in front of you! MILD PLEASE!!!
After some drinks and dinner. We drove over to the Hookah bar...we danced, smoked..and over all I had so much fun..its like the whole working like a dog never happened..... in the end I had an amazing time with even more amazing friends!!! minus the annoying mormoms that is! :)

3 comments:

  1. Mmmmmm...freshly made guacamole is the best thing on earth lol.

    you should have still shown your makeup, but i understand, I get those days too when i just feel like my makeup is not on point and like eh...whatever lol

    oh and your conversation with the mormon missionaries made me laugh. Im a mormon and i was born in the church and i did not get offended with anything you said. Theres a reason why those boys dedicate 2 years of their live to do what they do lol and you might find it weird but trust me, they are really nice young men lol.

    and whooo hoo for vegas!! have fun ^_^

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  2. Lol, I've never been to Vegas..hopefully someday I'll go and visit. And ugh..I hate when Mormons try to talk to me, I just say I don't have the time and that I'm a Christian..I know someone who actually invited them in to their house and had a huge debate over the religion lol. I would never do that.

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  3. hahaha, that was hilarious! I feel u on the whole knocking on ur door to preach stuff...I find it a bit intrusive.
    Freshly made guacamole on the spot...yummm, I don't know a place that does that here in south florida :o(

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