Thursday, March 4, 2010

Dont Talk to him he looks like a TURTLE!!!

Hey dolls, so I had gone out with my best friend Angie the other night and did a dark purple shimmery eye, being that it was night time and we was going to a club I went all out *duh* had to bust out the Gaga glove. So funny story right..I have a daughter as you all may or may not know, she is 5 years old, and I call her "mi esposito"(translation my little husband) because she is super possesive of me *cute not annoying* I mean seriously we are always together, Disneyland passes, trips to the zoo (I get a emplOyee discount because I work for the city so we get in for free ...yesssssir), tea parties, dress up (mama make me my makeup *lol) so you get the picture right! anywho, she kind of gets a hint when I am about to go out because she looks at me and says "Mama are you playing with your makeup or you leaving!" (she see's me do make up on clients and sometimes I just do makeup on myself for practice even if I dont go out and just stay home *practice makes perfect duh*) So I can already see her antsy *geez relax*...So on this night she was lying on my bed playing with her Leapster (which if your not a parent, it is basically a gameboy but waaaaaay more educational and age appropriate) All of a sudden Angie walks in..Ty looks up, drops her leapster and says in a stern voice "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!" OMG lmao, we literally almost died laughing, its like she had caught me slipping, like I was cheating on her *sigh I love my daughter so much!* Anyway after explaining to her that we were going to a "grown up" place we drove off to the club. When we got there it was so packed, music was blazing, people was sweating *gross* but guess what we were looking fresh! lol that is one of the perks you get when you get to a club at close to 1am! Everyone alreay is drunk and looking tore up and your looking perky and fresh! Anyway long story short there is this guy who used to date my girl Angie, (and I had actually met him before I met Angie, because he was talking to my friend*at the time*B...and he endeded up having a girlfriend because she called B saying so..anyway me and him kind run the same spots so if I see him its always like heyy..or hi...MIND YOU HE IS SOOOO NOT MY TYPE!!!YUCK so not ever ever ever did we talk as if we were into each other or we was trying to date! I mean besides the point he is ugly..He was talking my girl B (never ever talk to any of your friend's ex's..plus he obvisouly is a liar because while he was talking to B he had a GF the whole time!!!) Anyway when I met Angie, I didnt know she knew him! so it was funny to talk about how I know him and how she knew him...anyway Angie ends up telling him what I told her (you know how he used to talk to my friend knowing he had a gf!) HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY " nah your girl was all on me, she wants me, she be talkin bout take me out..yeah you can even ask my niggas they know!" ..OH HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOO..never EVER EVER in his cartoon life would I ever find him remotely attractive! and I for damn sure aint "all over" any kind dude. Im not that type of chick. Anyway that night he was there *UGH* and my friend for some reason feels the need to talk to him when she sees him (there is a shit load of other drama that would not fit in a blog!! this guy and his homies are like little high school girls..you know the gossiping bitchlike type...uh yeah..YOUR MEN!! please take off your thongs and start acting like it! BITCHASSNESS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK) I on the other hand am BLUNT and really dont put up with people's bullshit..You only get one chance with me and then your out! So guy comes over and is like "Hey Angie" and she talks to him,..he looks at me and is like "what up Gucci" I just give him this look (you know the kind of look when you smell shit? ) yeah THAT look..anyway as he was walking away, I told my girl "wtf ..WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM HE LOOKS LKE A TURTLE...he's ugly!!!" *and he really does, add on a big ass gap in between his teeth, bald head, and beady eyes*.......Well I guess he heard me because Angie told me his lame butt called her at like 3 am that day and was like " I heard her, she called me a turtle! and said I was ugly bla blah" complaining to MY best friend...and you know what his comeback was "Well what is up with her hair...she looks like a cupcake" LMAO...Ok Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle.....YOUR UGLY!! Morale of the story :NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TALK TO A TURTLE!

by the way this is what I used to Beat my Face :)

13 comments:

  1. LOL, you daughter sounds like a cutie!! Its funny how guys act like we are the gossip drama starters, when in reality they are worse than we are.

    Girl I would rather be a cute cupcake than a slow ass turtle any day!

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  2. omg your freaking hilarious!!!! dont u hate it when lil boys have the need to talk shit back, like be a grown as man you busta!
    anyways hot look mama...
    question!!!
    how do you apply the mac setting powder???

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  3. lol wowzers gotta love it! but the TMNT are cool, so I'd talk to them! Beautiful face girl!

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  4. i gave you an award go to my blog and receive it =) && thanks for inspiring me
    -dropdeadgorjusz.blogspot.com

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  5. that's such a pretty look!! love it!! especially the eyes & the lips... you so pretty girl!! the story about the TMNT is funny...you're a crack up!

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  6. btw, what MAC lippie did u use on ur lips??

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  7. @I bleed pink my daughter is super cute and I HATE HATE drama..let alone GUY drama..I mean at what point do they put ther "big boy pants on" and start acting like aduls..grrrr... and girl tell me why him calling me a cupcake was a compliment!! im like Oh yeah!!!! lol

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  8. @ xlovemakeupx I hate it when boys are overly immature, i mean really! I have bigger balls then HIM lol and that is not a good thing! I feel like it makes them just girly and gay you know and I for one wants me a MAN ;) heeeeeey. and in answer to your question MAC's setting powder can be used in different ways
    a. you can place it underneath the eye (with a med size fluff brush) right before you do your eyeshadow and this will catch all the "fall out" of your shadows, then when you are done gettin your eye makeup did you just sweep it off wih the same brush and TADA a clean look and no having to retouch it!
    b. I also use when I use foundation, some foundations tend to make me look "oily" or "shiny" due to the ingredients in the formula of the product, so if I want a more MATTE look without lookin like I caked on the powder, I use the setting powder. This settles and calms the look for a more "airbrushed" look.
    c. you can also take this laong with you with a face brush for touch ups throughout the day if you get oily, instead of adding more POWDER OR foundation...Hope that helps hun! thanks for reading!

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  9. @dropdeadgorguzz THANK YOU SO MUCH!! how awesome are you (and a cutie too) thanks for taking time out of your day to read my blog :) Im glad that you would even consider my blog inspiring for you :) that is sooooo sweet! thanks again!

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  10. @annette thanks for thee love on my blog your too cute! and any story that involved turtles has to be hilarious lol...the color I used on my lippies was MAC's lip tint form the Hello kitty line (now discontinued) in Pink Fish and then on top of that I used MACs dazzleglass in "Steppin out"....:)

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  11. you see i heard that PROACTIVE tends to dry your face out sick with it! thats why i never jumped on that lol i was trying to get my bff on it cuz she breaks out really bad. Ugh and tell me about it, i swear my bf thinks i have balls hidden somewhere down there cuz i have a huge mouth and will step up to guys with no fear...i tell him i cut a bitch why not a busta too lol oh btw i do use a kabuki to apply the setting powder, i use the E.L.F hd powder but do i buff it in or just lightly brush it on?? i dont have super huge pores for it to look like there was some huge difference in my face i just want to make sure im doing it right you know...
    anyways thanks for commenting back babe sometimes these hoes on here dont give you a time of day lol

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  12. i swear you are one sexy mama. if the blunt bangs cant work, side bangs can definitely work for you. You kinda have it and its really cute.

    dude my 2 year old nephew is obsessed with yo gabba gabba. does your little one watches that? its the best show in the world lol.

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  13. OMG! You are so funny! Everyone loves cupcakes! ;-)

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