Hey dolls, so I had gone out with my best friend Angie the other night and did a dark purple shimmery eye, being that it was night time and we was going to a club I went all out *duh* had to bust out the Gaga glove. So funny story right..I have a daughter as you all may or may not know, she is 5 years old, and I call her "mi esposito"(translation my little husband) because she is super possesive of me *cute not annoying* I mean seriously we are always together, Disneyland passes, trips to the zoo (I get a emplOyee discount because I work for the city so we get in for free ...yesssssir), tea parties, dress up (mama make me my makeup *lol) so you get the picture right! anywho, she kind of gets a hint when I am about to go out because she looks at me and says "Mama are you playing with your makeup or you leaving!" (she see's me do make up on clients and sometimes I just do makeup on myself for practice even if I dont go out and just stay home *practice makes perfect duh*) So I can already see her antsy *geez relax*...So on this night she was lying on my bed playing with her Leapster (which if your not a parent, it is basically a gameboy but waaaaaay more educational and age appropriate) All of a sudden Angie walks in..Ty looks up, drops her leapster and says in a stern voice "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!" OMG lmao, we literally almost died laughing, its like she had caught me slipping, like I was cheating on her *sigh I love my daughter so much!* Anyway after explaining to her that we were going to a "grown up" place we drove off to the club. When we got there it was so packed, music was blazing, people was sweating *gross* but guess what we were looking fresh! lol that is one of the perks you get when you get to a club at close to 1am! Everyone alreay is drunk and looking tore up and your looking perky and fresh! Anyway long story short there is this guy who used to date my girl Angie, (and I had actually met him before I met Angie, because he was talking to my friend*at the time*B...and he endeded up having a girlfriend because she called B saying so..anyway me and him kind run the same spots so if I see him its always like heyy..or hi...MIND YOU HE IS SOOOO NOT MY TYPE!!!YUCK so not ever ever ever did we talk as if we were into each other or we was trying to date! I mean besides the point he is ugly..He was talking my girl B (never ever talk to any of your friend's ex's..plus he obvisouly is a liar because while he was talking to B he had a GF the whole time!!!) Anyway when I met Angie, I didnt know she knew him! so it was funny to talk about how I know him and how she knew him...anyway Angie ends up telling him what I told her (you know how he used to talk to my friend knowing he had a gf!) HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY " nah your girl was all on me, she wants me, she be talkin bout take me out..yeah you can even ask my niggas they know!" ..OH HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOO..never EVER EVER in his cartoon life would I ever find him remotely attractive! and I for damn sure aint "all over" any kind dude. Im not that type of chick. Anyway that night he was there *UGH* and my friend for some reason feels the need to talk to him when she sees him (there is a shit load of other drama that would not fit in a blog!! this guy and his homies are like little high school girls..you know the gossiping bitchlike type...uh yeah..YOUR MEN!! please take off your thongs and start acting like it! BITCHASSNESS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK) I on the other hand am BLUNT and really dont put up with people's bullshit..You only get one chance with me and then your out! So guy comes over and is like "Hey Angie" and she talks to him,..he looks at me and is like "what up Gucci" I just give him this look (you know the kind of look when you smell shit? ) yeah THAT look..anyway as he was walking away, I told my girl "wtf ..WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM HE LOOKS LKE A TURTLE...he's ugly!!!" *and he really does, add on a big ass gap in between his teeth, bald head, and beady eyes*.......Well I guess he heard me because Angie told me his lame butt called her at like 3 am that day and was like " I heard her, she called me a turtle! and said I was ugly bla blah" complaining to MY best friend...and you know what his comeback was "Well what is up with her hair...she looks like a cupcake" LMAO...Ok Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle.....YOUR UGLY!! Morale of the story :NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TALK TO A TURTLE!
by the way this is what I used to Beat my Face :)